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Not only improbable, but an OBVIOUS FORGERY!!! See, due to a childhood FIREWORKS incident, I HAVE NO HAIR on my LEGS! Consequently, the picture can NOT be me, but must in turn be of the accuser or one of his cohorts!
actually, I have a notarized document stating that red sequined heels were never in my possession, and that secret military intelligence actually made visual contact with the heels in Tom's truck.
Ryan
UNEDITED QUOTE!! What happend to the part about "secret military intelligence acually made visual contact"??? You forgot part of the "Notarized" document there buddy boy.
Also, that's not a truely "Notarized" document. There would be a stamp that is signed by said notary.
I CLAIM FALSIFICATION and call for a trial by jury of Ryan's peers!!
There is a stamp, and there is a notary signiture!
By the way, TODD, if that's your REAL NAME, I cannot show you the documents for military intelligence. It's classified! You're lucky I leaked info before the NDA as it is!
There is a stamp, and there is a notary signiture!
By the way, TODD, if that's your REAL NAME, I cannot show you the documents for military intelligence. It's classified! You're lucky I leaked info before the NDA as it is!
Ryan
Why not,.......The NY Times does it on a regular basis...
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