for stirrin only
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Boy...now it's Monday morning and I just don't know where to start...
Tom and Rattle Can and their endless debate over who owns the red sequined heels? (Methinks that they were purchased by Tom, perhaps lightly used, then passed on to Rattle Can as some sort of special "gift"...)
6l pwr and Codyschmoe's endless trash talking of eachothers second rate trucks? (Real trucks have spark plugs...
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Slmann's crack about a two goat limit in his back yard referring of course to our most senior member and his cousin Vinny... both of whom, as previously mentioned, learned to recite the pledge of allegiance back when it included the names of all 13 states...
So many possibilities...so little time...
Tom and Rattle Can and their endless debate over who owns the red sequined heels? (Methinks that they were purchased by Tom, perhaps lightly used, then passed on to Rattle Can as some sort of special "gift"...)
6l pwr and Codyschmoe's endless trash talking of eachothers second rate trucks? (Real trucks have spark plugs...
)Slmann's crack about a two goat limit in his back yard referring of course to our most senior member and his cousin Vinny... both of whom, as previously mentioned, learned to recite the pledge of allegiance back when it included the names of all 13 states...
So many possibilities...so little time...
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actually, I have a notarized document stating that red sequined heels were never in my possession, and that secret military intelligence actually made visual contact with the heels in Tom's truck.
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Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
....and that secret military intelligence actually made visual contact with the heels in Tom's truck.
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Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
actually, I have a notarized document stating that red sequined heels were never in my possession, and that secret military intelligence actually made visual contact with the heels in Tom's truck.
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Gotta get with Dorothy on this one, but she's still somewhere over the rainbow coalition...
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Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
actually, I have a notarized document stating that red sequined heels were never in my possession, and that secret military intelligence actually made visual contact with the heels in Tom's truck.
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Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
You illiterates are like a bunch of inbreds or somethin.
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You illiterates are like a bunch of inbreeds or something.
Hmmm, yet we can spell and be grammatically correct. Well, isn't that just weird.
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Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
lol... That's just my catch phrase now, Todd. Don't get too excited about me's grammer.
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Shhhhh!!!! Hey everyone, did you notice that while he's now arguing grammatical logistics, Rattle Can is no longer denying wearing the now infamous red, sequined high heels...in Tom's truck. I don't know where Tom was....frankly, I don't think I want to know...
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Originally Posted by FghtinIrshNvrDie
I fully deny ever beeing in contact with said heels, and I still have the notarized document.
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