Who am I??? Okay Aristotle lets take something as primitive and simplistic as the internet and turn it into an Admin note: see our guidelines about language personal propaganda. But, when in Rome... So here goes...

I'm Sammy, there may be more like me out there but I've been told that if this is the case the world will cease to turn on its axis, the continents will shift and hell will open up to swallow the righteous. Don't think that makes me pro-devil or anything.. devil worshipers are the worst kind of hypocrites!

At this point in the conversation I would like to point out that if you have taken offense to anything I have said there was a disclaimer issued. Get my sense of sarcasm?

I'm witty, dry (expect for when under water), clever, brilliant, and all those sorts of things mothers tell their children as they secretly hope everything will turn out alright and that "incident" involving crisco and the tile floor when you were an infant has no long term effects.

I'm in the Personal Protection field. Yes, that is a big field. No you do not know what it means. You may think you know but if you wondering to yourself just exactly what someone in personal protection does you don't know and you should cease to think for fear that it may destroy that all too important braincell which regulates your breathing.

Personal Protection means... I (thats the person writing this) makes sure that people like yourself or executives of the company you dedicate 8 hours of worthless time to a day stay safe from other people who wish them harm. It's fun, it's exciting. Sometime's I even win a pony. (I'm kidding, no ponies, if you got excited by the pony you're too young to be reading this - please go to www.disneyland.com).

At times, I am what you would call a "non-conformist" You tell me I can't do something, I take it as a challenge, and find ways to not conform.

I enjoy all sorts of activities from conjuring up clever and interesting things to put in forum intros to keep you on the seat of your pants in amazement to a good book. Somewhere in between that I like the outdoors, camping, hunting, music, and all manners of laid back living life to the fullest proceedings (bbq's not bbw's, pool parties, a good sitcom, take out chinese, etc).

I fear no man. I loathe whales. I also fear the wrath of certain women. There may be a parallel there but I've failed to draw it.

I Drive an 03 250 Crew Cab PSD.

That should about sum it up. Any questions, please refer yourself to my Press Secretary.

 

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