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May 1, 2006 | 11:29 PM

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car pickup lines

does anyone know some stupid and/or funny automotive pickup lines?

May 2, 2006 | 12:12 AM

Racerguy

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From: BC, Canada

Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.

I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.

Your back seat or mine?

May 2, 2006 | 09:20 AM

Cuda444

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Nice rims... wanna (Explitive deleted)???

May 2, 2006 | 04:10 PM

FLgargoyle

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Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

May 2, 2006 | 08:25 PM

surewhynot

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How bout- I may not be the best looking guy in the car, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Naw, nevermind. Might get you slapped

May 2, 2006 | 08:47 PM

JD717

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Have fuel, need companion will travel. you there, wanna be that companion?

May 2, 2006 | 09:01 PM

Mil1ion

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I see you have high beams as well

At least I have a car

I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck,seems there's too much room for one

Hi There, I know I'm going your way

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May 2, 2006 | 11:02 PM

ericsmith32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FLgargoyle

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

I used that line on my current fiancee with my Festiva, after she slapped well... she is my fiancee now

May 3, 2006 | 01:10 PM

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dono

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FLgargoyle

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

Followed by her saying, "Where did you park the Kenmore"?
Dono

May 4, 2006 | 12:11 PM

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Sycostang67

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From: Kuna ID

I was reading this post while listening to Tenacious D's kielbasa sausage, and this line stood out "I checked my dipstick, you need lubrication honey"