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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 05:35 PM
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I was thinking about welding solid rocket boosters to the frame of my '72 F-250. I think the narrower frame of my Highboy will just about accomodate two of these. I recently saw some extra Nasa rocket boosters for sale on E-bay. I'm pretty sure with some ductape and carboard I could re-structure my aerodynamic profile and make 240mph with these babies. Whadda ya'all think? Would I need to replace my 4.10 gears too, or simply put in better brakes?
 
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 05:44 PM
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I think you just might win the Darwin Award, this time no hoax!

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 06:01 PM
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Stay with the 4:10s but put in overdrive. You'll need it at about 210 mph or you'll really use a lot of fuel.
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 06:04 PM
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I saw some used space shuttle parachutes on ebay, might work out better than upgrading your brakes. Good Luck, and God speed!

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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 06:07 PM
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Contact the Red Green Show for advice..... I'm sure he could be a great source of help!

Keep your stick on the ice!
 
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 06:24 PM
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Uh, Barry, I noted in that article that the fellow was driving a chevy...so I should be fine. Whos Red Green? Oh, and the overdrive tranny is a good idea....I think there is one in the local yard from a '86 Ford Tempo I could weld to my 428...
 
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Old Sep 27, 2002 | 07:24 PM
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Yeah, I figured that's why it crashed!

Now maybe if he had used a '59 instead with those big wings he could have cleared the cliff.

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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 04:47 AM
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 28-Sep-02 AT 05:47 AM (EST)]Now how does that go?.. Oh ya now I remember, Something about more chlorine needed in the gene pool.

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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 09:28 AM
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Maybe if the solid rocket booster is too expensive, you could make your own out of a camper shell filled with oxy-acetelene from your torch...
(I hope *everyone* knows I'm kidding, as this would probably level the better part of a a city block, if not blow out all of the windows.)

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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 10:35 AM
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don't forget about boring .030 over!
I bet buddy's radar gun is metric,hehe,
just doesnt know any better.
 
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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 10:40 AM
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if ya buy a rocket booster and it don't do the
job, just slap on a 770 double pumper.


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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 10:47 AM
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Along with 99% of so-called Darwin awards, its an urban legend. This one has been around for decades.

 
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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 12:52 PM
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I suspected that about those Darwin Awards...but its too bad, I kind of like the thought of the gene pool being self cleaning. On another note, ol' Mil1ion must have thought my original post was serious because he posted about it in the General Conference forum. he must have missed that other fellows "140mph what can do" post. Pretty funny stuff. Well, better infamous than obscure


 
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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 02:02 PM
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You could also lay your oxy bottle on its side in the bed of the truck and have a buddy knock the valve off with a hammer.
 
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Old Sep 28, 2002 | 02:50 PM
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No, I think that might be dangerous, what with the solid rocket boosters and all. Safety first you know. On another note, Mil said he actually wasn't taken in by my post but was just spreading the love over on the other forum. You can never tell with those wacky Canadians. I think its a plot for our beloved 67-72 forum to infilitrate the other forums here at FTE in order to accomplish utter 67-72 domination. But thats another thread....
 
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