A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.


The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

 

Love it, she must having been wearing a wig.

 

jajajaja damn good one!

 

OH thats a good one!

 

Smart blonde is driving down the road in her Rolls. She looks out in a dry wheat field, and sees a dumb blonde out in the middle of the field in a boat, rowing like hell. Smart blonde, "That stupid woman." She pulls the car over and says, "You stupid woman, its blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!!!!"

 

HA! Not bad at all...

Ryan

 

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit a ranch in South Texas and they decide that they will make a try at being ranchers. They go to the ranch and after a few weeks, a neighbor stops by to see how things are going. The brunette says "well, we think it's okay but we don't seem to have any baby cows". The neighbor says "well, that's because you don't have a bull". The sisters talk about it that night and agree that the brunette would go to the stockyards and try to buy one. They pooled their money and only had $501.00. So the next morning, the brunette told her blonde sister to stay close to the house because if she bought a bull, she would send her a telegram and the blonde was to come with the truck to pick up the bull. So the brunette goes to the stockyards and buys a bull for $500.00. She goes to the telegraph office and asks how much will it cost to send a telegram. The operator told her it costs one dollar per word. Knowing that she only had one dollar, she explained the situation to the operator that she needed to send a telegram to her blonde sister to bring the truck. The operator offered no help. The brunette grabbed a piece of paper and wrote down one word and handed to the operator and said "send it". The operator looked at the word and asked " just what makes you think that sending the word comfortable is going to tell your sister to bring the truck"? The brunette replied " because my sister is blonde and she doesn't read fast!

 

A blonde walks into a library and says, "I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fry, and a diet coke." The Librarian replies, "Lady, SHHHHH! This is a LIBRARY!" The blonde responds in a quiet wisper, "Oh, sorry....I'll have a double cheeseburger, large fry, and a diet coke."