Look DICK, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians.

DICK: There are no friendly civilians!

But I'm your friend DICKY! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your butt more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.

DICK: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.

Well you did some pushing on your own DICK.

DICK:They drew first blood, not me.

 

Segall wins just by his entrance...he requires everyone to stop, look and acknowledge his presenc when he enters a sound stage (personal family experience)

 

Seagal had a better looking X-wife, Kelly LeBrock.

 

Sierraben, you'll fake an hit or fall just to have "Jolie gets tops" on ya.
Man have you seen Daisy Duke lately, mother nature wasn't kind to her, now back in the 80's Wow Wow Yum Yum!
.....=o&o>.....

 

Now that hurts thinking about them (.Y.), now I need a few Killian's and watch Monster Garage.
.....=o&o>.....

 

"Beemer Nut", yes, I would take a fall just to have Jolie top me.

Beer time for me too.

Maybe I'll watch a video of Chuckie getting his butt kicked by Bruce.

 

2 Words about Kelly LeBrock:

Weird Science!!

"What would you little monsters like to do First???"

I heard that Seagal treated her very badly. Any truth to that?

 

sagal could kill noris with his pinky finger while eating a big mac and talking on cell

 

He beat her with Big Macs.

 

thinks ive read on segall says he beat kelly--course hes a bad a%^!!!-with the attitude he has--and the temper to match--id bet on chuck just because--steve is a puke--and i believe chuck is bad---

 

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris > *

/thread

 

there are two kinds of people in this world. people who suck, and Chuck Norris
Behind Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin but a third fist


GOOOOOOOO CHUCK

 

Seagal got fat in the last few years.

After round house kicking Seagal in the face, causing an obvious fatality, Chuck Norris would then cut some bacon off of Seagals back and fry it up with his eggs, which ironically enough would be real seagull eggs. Any more questions?

 

I have to agree with builttough...norris would kill segal. It would be a good scrap but norris would come out on top. There was mention of Van Dame...he too is a world champion and can really throw them...I think he would give chuck a run for his money....but chuck is old....

 

Man she was hot in that movie.

I also heard that he did abuse her.