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Ahhh, a bunch of my mommas chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes with alot of butter, ranch style beans, whole kernal corn, some bread, a glass of orange juice, oh yeah my grandpas steak (best i ever had), and a king cake for dessert.
- might as well eat till your sick if its your last meal... just let thm take you before your stumach starts to hurt
since i am diabetic, i would have to ask for 5 gallons of ice cream and 5 pounds of sugar. that should push my sugar levels high enough to put me in a coma, and they would have to revive me and stabilize me before they could execute me, and that would buy me extra time
big ol slab of med rare beef huge baked tater with as much butter and sour cream as i can put on it white and yellow corn a coke while i'm eatin and a pint of shine when i get done so i just dont care.
Fresh-caught, lightly battered red-drum fillets fried in peanut oil.......a skewer of butterfly shrimp and large chunks of fresh maine lobster marinaded in italian dressing and sprinkled with garlic and lemon pepper......REAL butter (melted and drawn).....a good side of simple (but incomparable) "Kraft" macaroni and cheese....."FRESH" (right out of the friggin' garden) corn on the cob.....Fresh strawberries and cream over bisquik buttermilk biscuits for dessert.......Plenty of wine to go around...and how about a few of those promised 70 virgins from good ole Allah...(even though I'm Catholic).....Classic 70s music with some old southern rock thrown in playing in the background.......Aaaaaaah!!!!!!
I would have mom's lasagna...just the whole pan of that to eat. Then...to wash that down, Dr. Pepper(maybe with some Capt'n), and some a bottle of whiskey, just to make sure I'm not gonna feel what's coming.
For sure Im gonna go down with a bottle of jimmy beam. but only one zig zag, why not get an ounce of the good stuff and pack some white owls.
after recovering from my self inflicked coma, i would feast apon, fried chicken, baked potatos, black olive and mushroom pizza, 12 bags of cooler ranch doritos, a rather large block of fried cheeze on a stick, 24 pack of moutain dew, apple pie, pumkin pie, cherry pie, coconut cream pie, french silk pie, a pie crust filled with wiped cream, a can of vanilla cake frosting and a spoon.
theres plenty of other stuff i cant think of right now, i can only hope i'd get the electic chair that would make for one nice bang.
oh and of course a carton of camel filters, i quit a while ago but im gonna die anyway so what the hell.
i would definatly want some good fried livers like my grandparents made, some fried hickry chickens, grean beans and friend squash. that stuffed zig-zag wouldnt be so glad and i wouldnt mind a fifth of honey turkey to pass the time with.
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