Ponderisms
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From: Murphysboro, IL
Or when you are in a hurry and have to stop and get gas, but you've planed a few minutes into your schedule to stop and get gas. But you didn't plan on the old rather large woman who has to select 30 of 1000 lottery tickets and then has to run several of them to see if she won anythgin, she wins $10 then buys more tickets with it, but has to choose through a long list and then has to "check' all of them right there in line and the whole time you want to scream out "GET YOUR BUT OUT OF THE WAY THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN LINE BEHIND YOU!"
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From: Right Behind You
Why do you drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
Why is it called a pair of underwear when it's it just one?
Why is it a television set when't just one thing?
Why does beer make you pee?
What's the point in non-alcoholic beer?
Why don't they make the airplane out of the stuff they make the "black box" out of?
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What's the meaning of life, and why am I here?
Tim
Edit-This was an early morning attempt at humor.
Why is it called a pair of underwear when it's it just one?
Why is it a television set when't just one thing?
Why does beer make you pee?
What's the point in non-alcoholic beer?
Why don't they make the airplane out of the stuff they make the "black box" out of?
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What's the meaning of life, and why am I here?
Tim
Edit-This was an early morning attempt at humor.
Last edited by thorseshoeing; Dec 20, 2005 at 07:10 AM.
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From: va beach
Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Originally Posted by jsutton
An optimist sees the glass as half full.
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
A realist sees it as just another dish to wash!
jason
77 f100
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
A realist sees it as just another dish to wash!
jason
77 f100
And here I just thought as a realist. I was going to need another beer soon.
