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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 01:35 AM
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Wife Problems!!!

I need some help guys. Recenlty I think my wife is seeing somebody. Lately she has been coming home late from work and when I ask her about it she gives little information. When her cell phone rings and I look to see who it is she says "what...you checkin on me?" Lately she seems to being going out alot "with the girls." And when she gets home she always has someone drop her off a house or two up the street.

So last night I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of it. It started to get around the time that she normally comes home late and I went outside and crouched down beside my truck's tire so she wouldn't see me. I stranger car pulled up in front of the neighbors house with my wife in the passenger seat. Just as she was getting out of the car I noticed that I was starting to get some rust right at the edge of my rocker panel. What do think I could use to fix that. I don't want it to get so bad that holes start to come through.






Just some humor for you guys. Everything is great with us...lol We are expecting my little boy due on March 22nd.
 

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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 04:29 AM
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For the rusting edge of the rocker panel, maybe sand it to bare metal, prime and paint it. Better get to it before that rusts turns into rot.

As for the wife; they probably still have some chemicals left over from Tookie's execution. *

*Seriously, congratulations to both of you on your new boy ,due on march.
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 04:34 AM
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had me going...doh!!
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 05:07 AM
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Damn it, man! Ya had me goin for a sec!

Congrats on the new baby though!
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 05:50 AM
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Congrats!


Start the boy off right, make sure he comes home in a Ford Truck!
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 06:00 AM
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Man, I thought ya caught us! Whew....LOL Best of luck with the boy!
Al
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 06:49 AM
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thanks guys. They say you have a kid 10 times worse than you.... I'M SCREWED!!!!! LOL
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 06:58 AM
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I'M SCREWED!!!!! LOL
Nope just...a just reward
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 07:02 AM
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Hahahahaha!

If I have a kid 10 times worse than me, I'm just gonna make him reservations in San Quinton right now.

What's that number? 1-800-JUST-BAD!
 
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I love the ending to your story man, had me going till the end! congrats on the new one coming!
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 10:45 AM
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Who would have thought that a newbie could pull one over on us like that. That was great. You had me.

Congrats on the other newbie for when he gets here.

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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 01:04 PM
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Hah, nice one.

Congrats with the kid.
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 05:22 PM
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...anyways I wasn't finished... it gets worse... She gets out and walks over to the drivers side of the car. I was in a really bad spot so I got down on my belly and pretty much wormed my way to just beside my rear tire. I could get a very good view by looking under the the truck's rear end and across the street. I seen that she had worn the short skimpy skirt that I loved for her to wear. I was thinking to myself "please have something on under there!" She bent over to hug whoever was in the car and that's when I got really pissed. I seen that I was starting to get some little rust spots on my chrome wheels. How could this be. You think some soft steel wool could get that taken care of?
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 06:03 PM
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Good one. Congrats on the new Ford man and Merry Xmas.
 
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Old Dec 13, 2005 | 06:42 PM
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read that before,but still fall for it every time
 
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