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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:39 AM
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Talking New Wine?

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
 
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:51 AM
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 05:59 AM
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It better come with a screw-cap, or I'm not buyin' it.

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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 06:07 AM
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I like the Chateua de-trailer parc!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 06:08 AM
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How about ; not beer but still served cold from a bottle!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 10:49 PM
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"This beer's flat!"
 
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Old Nov 13, 2005 | 02:11 PM
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tell you what sucks--i cant find boones farm grape no more--they said its no longer made--boones farm getting chic on us--sheesh--
 
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