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Sep 15, 2005 | 03:01 PM

stu37d

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Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No".

The guy lived happily ever after and golfed a lot.

THE END

Sep 15, 2005 | 03:10 PM

sierraben

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There's also Grimms Fairy Tales.

Sep 15, 2005 | 03:16 PM

Ringo Fonebone

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This actually happened to one of my best friend's brother. He is now 46 years old, single,owns every toy money can buy, takes a great vacation every year, has all the money he needs, and is far and away and absolutely the happiest man I know.

Fairy tales can come true.

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Sep 16, 2005 | 10:40 PM

preppypyro

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So single gets you rich eh, have to remember that!

Sep 17, 2005 | 11:45 AM

mightypan42

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Not so much gets you rich as keeps an extra pair of hands out of your wallet.

Sep 17, 2005 | 02:01 PM

Ringo Fonebone

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If they hare anything like my wife's hands, they can spend money at about 4 times the speed you can make it.

Sep 17, 2005 | 03:11 PM

F15090300

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Bein' single's lookin pretty good after all

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Sep 17, 2005 | 05:55 PM

sierraben

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Originally Posted by cjben

well,don't get married,have kids,and then get single,because that is more expensive than staying married....don't ask me how I know

Think that's called cheaper to keep her.

A buddy of mine who got divorced awhile ago said it would've been cheeper just to buy her a house and call it even.

Sep 17, 2005 | 06:28 PM

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websthes

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one of my work friends is on his second divorce. first one already costs him a week's pay each month. with money tight he had to send #2 out to work where she went and met another man. i should tell him to stop chasing his losses and just quit.