redneck's last words
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From: Fenton, Missouri
Originally Posted by wiseguy
"She'll never break now!"
"That limb could hold 2 460's!"
"That limb could hold 2 460's!"
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Post Fiend
Joined: Jun 2005
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From: North west La
Two of my redneck friends had a tie rod end come off on their way home from work late one night. One went to sleep. The other tied the tie rod on with rope. When the first redneck woke up he asked how he fixed the car. When he told him it was roped on he got upset. The repairman told him (Don't worry its new rope) True story
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From: Right Behind You
My uncle said when he won lottery he was going to buy a 2 story mobile home. When I told him they don't make one he said, "Well they should..... for the folks that got money."
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Tim
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Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Seneca, SC
the good redneck mechanic can be really good, and the bad redneck mechanic can be about worthless. I once was exiting the sprawl mart and I saw these young kids (high school senior/college freshman age) visibly stuck in the parking lot. I went to go see what's up and found that they had a dead battery, but they already had a guy helping them, some redneck younger than they were with a pair of pleirs. When I went to see what was going on, he was about to use the plier handles to cross the terminals of the battery and see if it sparked. Apparently if it did it was a good battery.
