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I've given this a lot of thought and I can't pin it down to just one character. However, I can give you a recipe for a mix of several different characters, some of whom I've already mentioned. Here's how it breaks down:
Take 2 parts Cliff Claven from Cheers
Add one part Norm, also from Cheers
Stir in 3 parts Frank Burns from MASH
Sift in just a touch of Charles Winchester from the same show
Add 1 part Hawkeye Pierce, again from MASH
Simmer slowly and and add a dash of Wilson from Home Improvement
On a separate burner combine equal parts Newman and George from Seinfeld, simmer slowly and stir in to main mixture
Bring to a full boil and dump in a generous helping of Homer Simpson. Pour into a large pan, insert into 350 degree oven until half-baked
...and there you have it! Me! (or pretty close, anyway!) -TD
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