Ricer Check-In
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Ricer Check-In
OK, here is a thread where you can post about the silly cars you see that are "trying" to be cool. Pics are even better! 
I'll start.
The other day I saw a Intrigue that was "riced out". It had a HUGE wing. It had the Type R (or whatever it is) stickers everywhere. He had the bass thumping (so much it was rattling the plastic!) And of course he had the rusty trunk and the oil burning from the tail pipe. Bwhahahaha!
-Matt
I'll start.
The other day I saw a Intrigue that was "riced out". It had a HUGE wing. It had the Type R (or whatever it is) stickers everywhere. He had the bass thumping (so much it was rattling the plastic!) And of course he had the rusty trunk and the oil burning from the tail pipe. Bwhahahaha!
-Matt
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From: Elkhart IN
its not so bad around here in town, but up in burlington, theres quite a few. own that pops up is this one honda crx. its yellow, with red fenders, primer black rear hatch, rims, fartcan, not painted body kit, with the top portion of the windshieild painted red. couple nos stickers in the back window, and its slamed to the ground.
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From: Isanti, MN
I think the worst one I have seen was about 20 minutes ago, just outside of the gate to Fort Drum....it was a newer, silver dodge neon...but it had japanese symbols on the front fender. It's an AMERICAN CAR, you IDIOT!!!! 
I hate that! 
I hate that!
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
last week in north jersey, an old 60's style mercedes with 13 inch wheels ,riding about 2 inches off the ground.
yesterday, a caddy, 87-88, with the same 13's, wire covers, sitcking out of the fenders, slammed to the ground with parts scrapping, silver half tint windows all around on a red car, 2 big fart cans,one on each side of the bumper, with a big wing on the trunk.
yesterday, a caddy, 87-88, with the same 13's, wire covers, sitcking out of the fenders, slammed to the ground with parts scrapping, silver half tint windows all around on a red car, 2 big fart cans,one on each side of the bumper, with a big wing on the trunk.
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From: Langhorne, PA
Ford and ricer related sighting. I was driving thru Lebanon, Pa on Monday and saw a great bumper sticker on what looked like a late 70's or early 80 Ford F150 it said.... "Friends don't let friends drive ricers"
A simple and to the point bumper sticker, I thought that was a good one.
A simple and to the point bumper sticker, I thought that was a good one.
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From: The hills of No. Calif.
They're all over the place around here, but for some strange reason most of them are driven by Hispanic kids. The only good thing I can say is that very few of them here have the stupid stickers and graphics. But they almost all have the fart-can exhaust and some sort of body kit, often unpainted. Whenever one breaks down alongside the road, the redneck kids bust the windows out within hours. -TD
-TD
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From: Azusa CA.
I just love seeing some dummy driving a Honda with all the Pepboys ricer mods and a **** on Honda sticker on the back window. 
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Saw a VW Golf last night on my was home with a repulsive body kit all the way around it! The back part of it looked like a skirt that almost reached the ground. All primered and complete with the required fart can.
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From: Topsfield, MA
Originally Posted by captchas
please don't talk about the vw's. we had one so low to the ground, we could not get a side lift arm under it to change the oil. told the owner go to jiffy lube we can't work on it.
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Not a bad job on the pic.
I saw a tricked out Focus, all "riced" up with a huge wing, lower suspension, and crappy black paint job. We were at a red light, and he was at another red light across the street, so I laughed really loud at him and pointed.
I saw a tricked out Focus, all "riced" up with a huge wing, lower suspension, and crappy black paint job. We were at a red light, and he was at another red light across the street, so I laughed really loud at him and pointed.
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I told my wife I want to put lights underneath our new Focus. She said "I don't want this to be riced out. If you want rice just ask, I'll make you some!" I kid you not. Those were her words, straight out of her mouth! 
-Matt
P.S. I was kidding about the lights, I wouldn't do that.
-Matt
P.S. I was kidding about the lights, I wouldn't do that.