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Old May 21, 2005 | 09:45 PM
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i dont know if this website has been posted on here yet. But it got me laughing at the ricer gear and the Q & A's but the bottom picture really takes the cake.

http://www.modenstudios.com/realricers.html
 
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Old May 22, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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I loved the line "100 hp, which is bragable" under the last picture. Funny stuff. The guest list was funny too. It's hard to believe so many people can't recognize satire when they see it. A few of them complained that the car pictured actually produced 195hp (10 less than my explorer), like that's impressive.
 
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Old May 22, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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Good stuff, I too can't believe some of those people got their panties in a wad over it. Some people can't take a good joke!
 
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Old May 22, 2005 | 09:35 PM
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That's pretty funny. As you can tell by my name, I'm an "Anti-Rice" guy. 100HP is respectible...WOW...what a sad, sad world. What happened to the times where cars came FACTORY with 350 ponies under the hood? Those were the days...
 
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Old May 23, 2005 | 04:35 PM
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My Geo has 140 hp, that's really "bragable".

If you guys check the links from the ricer link, the "bragable" line is a running joke in a bunch of different parody sites.
 
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Old May 23, 2005 | 06:32 PM
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ricers are lame we have a bumper sticker in our area up here it goes like this " for all you guys who drive sunfires and neons U GO GIRL " yeah the area here is a huge truck area and nice old muscle cars and there is nothin i hate worse than some noisy annoying ricer exhaust sound
 
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:09 AM
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ROFL, that site is hilarious!

Where I live, there is rice-mobiles every-freaking-where...
 
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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thankfully, we don't have many around here.

my old slow 300 6 has 145 hp, is that bragable?
but it does have torque.
 
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:26 PM
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Just today at school I saw a newer ('99-ish) mustang drive by. It had that color changing paint, a big spoiler, big wheels and a ugly body kit. We all just broke out laughing when we saw it drive by.
 
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:57 PM
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I saw a riced out SHO a couple weeks ago. My jaw dropped when it drove by. Talk about an ugly mess, covered in NOS stickers. He even had those stupid rims that stick out past the wheel wells.
 
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Old May 25, 2005 | 08:14 AM
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That's hilarious. This kid did another website, VERY similar about ninjas, like martial arts ninjas. It could've been the funniest thing ever. He used the line "real ultimate power" there too, among other, unmentionable things that were just too funny.

Some even mentioned it in the guestbook. If you ever come across it, or feel the need to look for it, let us know...it's a ridiculously funny website.
 
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Old May 25, 2005 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fordDR
ricers are lame we have a bumper sticker in our area up here it goes like this " for all you guys who drive sunfires and neons U GO GIRL " yeah the area here is a huge truck area and nice old muscle cars and there is nothin i hate worse than some noisy annoying ricer exhaust sound
Heh, awesome bumper sticker!!

I got a good laugh out of the site, funny stuff!
 
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Old May 26, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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I was going thinking of putting this sticker on my 5.4l F150 bumper - "Rice - it's what's for dinner!"

Here is the "Real Ultimate Power" Ninja site
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
 

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