Dumb Thiefs
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Dumb Thiefs
At about 2am PST last night.. I had some thiefs break into my shop.
Thies 3 Got in by way of the roof top mounted cooler ( And its 40 feet off the ground ) Thay removed it and one moran jumped down and found out the hard way it was a strieght 40 ft drop ( Broken leg.. found him in bathroom bandaged up. Open break) Other two get a few dock lines and use them to get it with.. Than one of them mess with a engine left and drops a 300 hp OMC outboard on him self ( found dead there ) The last one smashes open the cash reg and get a whole $10.. ( All the change.. I never leave cashin the shop ) .. In all the struggle to get the dock lines tied up.. the 3rd guy lost his wallet on the roof and didnt even know it.. So other than a wasted day with all the PD .. I lost a totel of $85. ( $10 in change and a busted engine hood( From the OMC 300hp on the 2nd thief
Thies 3 Got in by way of the roof top mounted cooler ( And its 40 feet off the ground ) Thay removed it and one moran jumped down and found out the hard way it was a strieght 40 ft drop ( Broken leg.. found him in bathroom bandaged up. Open break) Other two get a few dock lines and use them to get it with.. Than one of them mess with a engine left and drops a 300 hp OMC outboard on him self ( found dead there ) The last one smashes open the cash reg and get a whole $10.. ( All the change.. I never leave cashin the shop ) .. In all the struggle to get the dock lines tied up.. the 3rd guy lost his wallet on the roof and didnt even know it.. So other than a wasted day with all the PD .. I lost a totel of $85. ( $10 in change and a busted engine hood( From the OMC 300hp on the 2nd thief
Last edited by Torque1st; 03-30-2005 at 11:11 PM. Reason: masked profanity
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Well Dead men dont sue ( thank God) And I really dont see any jury awarding aything for jumping 40ft.. I ( And the PD ) Think they where after the OMC 300hp.. its a big money item thats very hard to trace.. And thank god I have Full Ins on every thing at work ..
Last edited by Torque1st; 03-30-2005 at 11:12 PM.
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I had to check my calendar because this sounded like an April Fool's joke. No joke, huh? Certainly qualifies for a Darwin Award nomination.
Kevin Kessler
1953 Ford F-100
Go Illini
Kevin Kessler
1953 Ford F-100
Go Illini