i didnt feel the urge to read 3 pages of posts so ill just add this 1 that i borrowed for our amusementfromhttp/www.thedumb.com/ and if someone already has it here then it is now here more than 1nce

CHEVROLET-->>CHEAP,HARDLY,EFFIECIENT,VIRTUALLY ,RUNS,ON,LUCK,EVERY,TIME

 

Just put a new one on the truck the other day: Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

The Law
1989 F-250 HD 4x4
460, C6, BW 13-56, Sterling 10.25" (4.10:1), Dana 44 HD (4.09:1), twin K&N's, no muffler, stock lo-flo cat, Bosch Platinum Plugs (0.060") MSD 6A and TFI Blaster Coil

 

I remember seeing one that stated. Is that your face or did your neck just throw up!

 

I've had 2 good ones:

Before I got married ('98 F150) it read:

Gas, Grass, or ***, nobody rides for free!

After marriage ('02 F350) it reads:

Shhhhhh! He thinks it's his.

 

This one has duel meanings depending on your gender and your state of mind when you first observe it!

“Eat a vegetarian ~ Save a Tree”

Peter

 

here is another big list
If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

Thank You For Pot Smoking.

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken -- Watch For Finger.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Butt.

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God -- Buddha.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Write For Help.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles >From The Next
Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Do.

Where Are We Going, And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For
70mph.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look
Like Jabba The Hut?

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Cat: The Other White Meat.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Don't Be Sexist -- Bitches Hate That.

Heart Attacks -- God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is
lost?

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With
Bullets.

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

 

>If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Or on the back of a biker's jacket: "If you can read this, the Bitch fell off."

INLINE SIX POWER! '95 F150 XL
300 Cubic Inches of Low RPM Truck Torque! And twin-I-beams too!
"Drive a stick young man! There'll be time for automatics when you're old and unable."