>Two seen in a Nascar goodies trailer:
>
>I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying.
>
>I wasn't following too closely, I was drafting.
>
>Ron
>
>

Ron: Great stickers. If I ever get a really fast car, I'll get them!

 

I don't have any stickers on my truck but here are a few that I've seen.


My mom's license plate frame says: Not now honey my nails are wet. She drives a 2001 white on white Mustang GT Conv. w/custom wheels and tires.

My mom bought a license plate frame for my ex girlfriend. She was a redhead. It read: Redheads do what blonds dream about.

 

hey fordzgal, I have a friend that has a t-shirt "forget the bull, ride a cowboy" She's looking for that sticker for me for christmas.

I have a sticker that's the Tx license plate but the license reads Tx Cowgrl.

"fear me for I have the power to destroy you" (I have the tshirt and the sticker's on my 85)

Thanx!
Connie (only Ford luvr in the family!)

'79 f100 "Silver Ghost" (my baby)
'83 f100 "The Ford" (my first)
'85 f150 "Old Blue" (my next project)

 

I dont have any on my truck yet but here a few i like

1. "ever stop to think and foget to start again"
2. "if I throw a bone will you go away"
3 " snow,mud, or grass Ill still kick your butt"

 

I had this one on my back windshield before some D***head scraped it off.

Coasties Do It In Any Weather !

Mom sure didn't like that one when I went home on leave.

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 08-Dec-02 AT 00:24 AM (EST)]I have a few stickers...on my bumper I have a "Dixie" outlined in the confederate flag. I have a yellow caution sign that says "Caution: Rebel on board" On my window I have "Texas A&M University" as well as a "Cowgirl Up" sticker.

Some good ones that I have seen are: "God Bless John Wayne", "No fat chicks, truck will bottom out" (on a lowrider...kinda mean but funny), and a "Texas A&M On-Road" written across a rear window on a little car. They were making fun of a club here in town called "Texas A&M Off-Road."


Gig'em

 

I have an ever-changing collection of bumper stickers on my truck. Here's a hint: go down to your local home improvement store and buy some magnetic vent covers. They are flexible magnetic sheets used to cover up cold air return vents in your home. Stick your bumper stickers to the cover and cut them out with scissors. Then put them anywhere on your truck you like. Remove them when you wash your truck and then put them, or others, back on.

 

>I have an ever-changing collection of bumper stickers on my
>truck. Here's a hint: go down to your local home improvement
>store and buy some magnetic vent covers. They are flexible
>magnetic sheets used to cover up cold air return vents in
>your home. Stick your bumper stickers to the cover and cut
>them out with scissors. Then put them anywhere on your truck
>you like. Remove them when you wash your truck and then put
>them, or others, back on.


thats a great idea


chris

 

I've had this as a bumper sticker and as a screen saver: "Your proctologist called......they found your head"

 

My '85 F150 4x4 has a Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association sticker on the driver side vent window, an "International Harvester" sticker across the toolbox, and the one that I like the most, a small round one on the rear window that says "American Farmers Feed The World"

 

ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
schools"

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car...."

"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is
like the IRS."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of
meat?"

"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
students!"

"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

"Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"

"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !"

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
happy."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"I souport publik edekasion"

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be
Assimilated."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can
find a rock."

"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with
subatomic particles."

"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "

"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."

"I'm a corporate executive, I keep things from happening."

"If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid
question."

"Bad Cop! No donut!"

"This acid must be good. It feels like I'm driving!"

 

That magnetic vent cover trick also works great for ORV stickers or any other sticker that is supposed to be "permanently attached to your vehicle". I used that trick on my Broncos so that I wouldn't have to shell out the extra money for an ORV sticker on each truck. I just switched one sticker between the two, or even onto one of my friends trucks.

 

How about - i wish my wife was this dirty

 

>Kinda political, don't want to **** anyone off but my friend
>has a sticker on his bronco that get's all kinds of looks.
>**** of a liberal, own a gun.
>T. Roberts
>UFD Local 1147

Don't worry, didn't **** ME off, and everyone here knows how SENSITIVE I can be !!! Bumper stickers need to be taken in context. One time, I'm behind this old Chrysler Cordoba, and the couple driving it HAD to be in their 90's. Way down at the lower right-hand corner of their bumper was that "oldie-but-goodie:"

Honk if you're horny!

Damn near wrecked the car from laughing so hard!!

 

Your village called
Their missing an idiot!!