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Okay, what is it about these two? I mean, they are too skinny, not very attractive at all, have a collective IQ of about 75 (I'm being generous here). What is the media's fascination with these two wanna be's? Why should I care what kind of stupid pet trick they are going to do next? I have yet to watch them on any show, but they keep making special appearances on my TV, courtesy of their latest idiot manuever- latest of which, Nicky loses her cell phone (Sorry, Sweetheart, it's already been done by your sister, think of something a little more original). Does anyone but me see this as an effort to stay in the public eye? Can't they just go away? I don't see either of these two as having any social value at all. In fact, they are about as useless as this thread, which is taking up bandwidth that could be much better used in the "Haven't read a joke here in a while" thread... These two couldn't just be happy spending the family fortune, they need to torture the rest of us to feel some self worth.
Unfortunately the media fascination is with advertising money, and apparently there are enough vapid people who are truly interested in these two to warrant selling advertising around shows exhibiting them.
'Course, watching reports on such folks is like watching a train wreck...even if you don't want it, if you happen upon it, you'll watch it. And the ads.
boy how shallow does your life have to be to fallow the moves of those two. amazing the amount of peole that fallow that crap,I agree its brain numbing, lets talk about something a little more interesting,like, you should see the new ice cube trays I just got!
Are you kidding me?I want to marry Paris!Why I can this of all sorts of positions I could put that skinny body in.Like,getting at those last two spark plugs in the back,or those upper bolts on the tranny,What did you think I meant? Besides,she could buy me one of every Ford truck ever made! I wonder if she snores?
reminds me a few months back i was listening to the bob and tom radio show and they were bagging on her (naturally). they had audio commentary from her saying how hard her life was because of her busy schedule. she gets up by 11 every morning and "works" on her clothing line and her new cd(please god no!). we should hold them up on a pedastal and let our children look up to spoiled little rich girls, with no work ethic, anorexia, ugly dogs, and constantly treat the rest of the people in the world like crap because the PARENTS are rich. dont worry after there parents kick it years down the line we will be reading about fat old women who are filing bankrupcy because the blew there family fortune on clothes tanning cell phones cars and there recreational drug habit. justice will come!
ah, the Paris Hilton video wasnt that exciting. ive had more fun making prank phone calls.
yes, they are way too skinny, not very pretty, well- pretty TRASHY, dumb as rocks... like jessica simpson- nick seems like a somewhat intelligent guy- id go on a rampage if i had to answer the dumb questions she asks constanly. i know a chick ( also named jessica ) who could easily be as dumb as jessica simpson.
if i had a time machine id go back in time to-
1) finally get winning lottery numbers-
2) stop the HIV / AIDS plague from starting
3) then id find out when and where all these worthless people were concieved and go back in time to interrupt the parents happy time. kind of like cleansing the gene pool.
and... if any of you have the time to- do a web search to find the "stop ashley simpson" petition that is online. you sing your name on it, and every signiture gets sent to her record company, hopefully we can stop her. remember, the last time anyone put so many people through such torture the U.S. stepped in to stop the German military from conquring Europe.
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