200th Post Joke
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200th Post Joke
I've seen on here over the last couple of months since I joined this forum that reaching some milestones warrents a joke so here's my 200th post joke. I hope you like it. Carl
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2004 models... I saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000".
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options".
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000".
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MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000".
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
</O
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"! The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello".
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club...?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much".
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2004 models... I saw one I really liked".
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000".
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options".
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000".
</O
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000".WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
</O
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"! The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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