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Aug 15, 2006 | 04:27 AM

stu37d

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Very Cute

Haven't seen a joke thread on here for a while, feel free to contribute, comment or simply enjoy.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they
got to know each other so well, they decided to get married,
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the ,<O

groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The
wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going
to have a little whisk broom!!

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Aug 15, 2006 | 03:07 PM

FLgargoyle

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From: Travelers Rest SC

A man was sitting in a restaurant, and he noticed a beautiful redhead sitting by herself. He couldn't get the courage up to talk to her though. Suddenly she sneezed violently, and her fake glass eye flew out, and rolled over to the man, who gallantly picked it up and returned it to her. She thanked him profusely, and offered to buy him dinner. After dinner, she asked if he would like to come over to her place, and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time, and the next day she cooked him a gourmet meal. The man couldn't believe his good luck, and he had to ask her- "Are you this nice to every guy that comes along?" She said" No-not really. You just caught my eye!"