A Cautionary Tale
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A Cautionary Tale
So this burgler breaks into a house. As he's sneaking around, he suddenly hears a voice from out of the darkness say, "Jesus is watching you!"
He stops short, panicked, and looks around wildly. Seeing no one, his heart returns to its normal rhythm and he begins to move again.
"Jesus is watching you!" comes from out of the darkness once again. The burgler almost looses control of his bowels, and this time he turns on his flashlight and shines it around the room. Caught in the beam is a parrot sitting in a cage. The burgler says, "Was that you talking?"
"Yes," says the parrot.
"So, what's your name, bird?" asks the burgler.
"Clarence," answers the parrot.
"Clarence!" exclaims the burgler, "What kind of an idiot would name a parrot 'Clarence'?"
"The same idiot that named the rottweiler 'Jesus'" answers the parrot.
-TD
He stops short, panicked, and looks around wildly. Seeing no one, his heart returns to its normal rhythm and he begins to move again.
"Jesus is watching you!" comes from out of the darkness once again. The burgler almost looses control of his bowels, and this time he turns on his flashlight and shines it around the room. Caught in the beam is a parrot sitting in a cage. The burgler says, "Was that you talking?"
"Yes," says the parrot.
"So, what's your name, bird?" asks the burgler.
"Clarence," answers the parrot.
"Clarence!" exclaims the burgler, "What kind of an idiot would name a parrot 'Clarence'?"
"The same idiot that named the rottweiler 'Jesus'" answers the parrot.
-TD
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