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Old Dec 27, 2004 | 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by maticuno
There is another one where she asks the guy and he just stuffs his mouth with some kind of food and mumbles incoherently through the chewing...which apparently translates to "you look good" in woman talk.
Its a twix comercial. He is watching TV, easting a twix. his wife comes in and says, "honey, do you think this makes my butt look big?

He says, after stuffing a whole bar in his mouth, "I think it makes your *** look fat.
She doesnt hear him right, and thinks he says something nice, which is the whole point of the comercial.
 
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Old Dec 28, 2004 | 04:57 PM
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this is from a jeff foxworthy cd i have: i have learned when the wife says "we need to talk" the worst thing i can do is to actully say something, i have learned to deal with her in the same manner as when being questioned by the state patrol and answering with only "yes" or "no" answers, there is no need to confess to a crime which they dont know about yet__
 
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Old Dec 28, 2004 | 05:37 PM
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taz how do you manage to get these good ones? i don't give her any trouble or back lash. german red head ok?
 
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