Why Men Are Just Happier People -


What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can shirtless to awater park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood! -- all the time !.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier !

 

Oh, man, tanks are AWESOME.

We also like to blow stuff up.

Watching stuff blow up is almost as good.

 

Man I can think of a ton of reasons,like how a woman will search her entire life for jewels,and all a guy has to do is,,,,well,I wont go there cause I think Mil1ion has powers beyond just deleting a thread,and I would hate to get deleted before Christmas!So,how is this one,A guy never looks to see if the truck he wants to buy has a vanity mirror,or A guy never says,These pumps are killing my feet,And if he does,the rest of us dont talk about him behind his back.We say it to his face!!!!

 

And if we are happy how come they are not, women that is

 

no doubt honesty is the best olicy a man does what he does when he does, however he wants to and goes to bed at night with a clean conciouse. thats a recipe for happiness in my book

 

Why are men happier than women? Thats easy, because we are not them.

 

Women are never happy, because :
They are hormonal

Men seem to insist on/expect the face paint, minimal body fat, strappy high shoes, wedding planning skills, etc.

worse than that, though, is that other women are competetive about the above things.

AND, if women like/do things like belch whenever, don't get manicures, Like to blow stuff up, then men generally consider them inferior mate prospects.

so, pour me another cosmopolitan. Being female sucks because we have to appease both sexes to gain acceptance.

 

hear hear ... and if you ever want to enter the realm of the garage, youre frowned upon until you prove your worth then if you actually can do that (i.e. you know more about something than they do and they NEED that knowledge) then you suddenly become this tomboy and are as mentioned above, seen as inferior prospcts becuz they feel they have to compete with you and that doesn't make men happy.

we wear the shoes becuz they make our legs longer and you like ong legs

we change the colors on our face becuz men think we dont care about our appearance if we dont and we're probly tomboys

we compete with other women becuz if we dont have something you want, you'll go find someone who does all those things and leave us hanging in the wind

find ya a girl who'll keep a six pack in your shop fridge and the house fridge, doesn't mind handing you your greasy tools and getting her hands a bit dirty when she comes out to ask what you want for dinner, or even has her own project so she stays out of yours, doesn't mind the guys coming over and will even have a cold one with ya before going to back to the kitchen or the laundry or the kids or whatever else we're supposed to do. don't worry about whether we wears heels, makeup, have a little extra padding or ocassionally likes for you to tell us you value us and all the little things we do cuz that doesnt last anyway.

that'd sure make more of us unhappy women, happy... i tell you what..

 

We don't have to wake up an hour early to put on makeup

Our clothes don't have to match

We take up less closet space

We can make a full swing in golf

And the only essential jewelry we need is a keychain

Some mornings the only shower we need is some deodorant

Probably the only setback to men is that we have to open doors for women. I guess we do have it rough.

 

Ford4life69, will you be my new best friend?

 

I beg to differ. A major plus in my book is if a girl belches, likes trucks, blows stuff up...all that. Especially when she can do it better than my friends can! It makes me proud...

 

One other reason why men are happeir than women...

We can write our names in the snow!!!

 

Haha, we can actually be dressed in 5 minutes instead of just saying it.

You can throw on any hat if your hair is messed up even if it clashes with what your wearing.

The list goes on and on...

 

I'm lookin' or a woman who like to ride ATVs, go boating, dirtbiking, camp in the snow and dust and dirt. If she needs a shower, I've got a 2 gallon solar shower she can use. Where are you, woman?

 

ford4life69


If you're married your husband has to be the happiest guy alive

Frankly I don't care if a gal never wears any warpaint or goes everywhere in barefeet. Just one that doesn't go running off to their momma anytime their feelings get hurt. And knows the difference in SAE and metric tools. And Sears is where you go to get tools, not clothes.