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I've told this one before, but for y'all that haven't heard it...
A traveler stopped at a restaurant on his way home for Christmas. He ordered eggs Benedict, his favorite breakfast. When his meal arrived, he noticed the eggs were served on a shiny hubcap. Puzzled, he asked the waiter about it. Smiling, the waiter replied,
"Sir, everyone knows there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level
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