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I've told this one before, but for y'all that haven't heard it...
A traveler stopped at a restaurant on his way home for Christmas. He ordered eggs Benedict, his favorite breakfast. When his meal arrived, he noticed the eggs were served on a shiny hubcap. Puzzled, he asked the waiter about it. Smiling, the waiter replied,
"Sir, everyone knows there's no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise!"