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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 02:03 AM
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2000th post joke

I had to search for this one. I don't have many clean jokes.

Dilbert's Salary Law
--------------------
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as
business executives.

Now we have mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows,

Work
------ = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:

Work
------- = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Work
----------- = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make!
 
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 05:31 AM
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Great equations and funny joke congratulations on 2k
 
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