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2000th post joke
I had to search for this one. I don't have many clean jokes. 
Dilbert's Salary Law
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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as
business executives.
Now we have mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work
------ = Power
Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work
------- = Knowledge
Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Work
----------- = Money
Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make!
Dilbert's Salary Law
--------------------
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as
business executives.
Now we have mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work
------ = Power
Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:
Work
------- = Knowledge
Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Work
----------- = Money
Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make!
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