Yeess. Out of all of these, this may be my favorite. Elegant, yet simple, unassumming, and what all passive-agressives are thinking. But, of course, will never say.

 

Heres one: Maybe you'd drive better with that cell
phone up your butt!

and: You...Out of the gene pool!

Peggy
FTE

 

My favorite is on my truck now... if you don't run your fingers over my truck, i won't run my truck over your fingers!

OBX! is also a fav.

Has A FORD Drivin You Lately?

When the Beast realizes it only has a 4-cyl, we're gonna have probs!

 

Went to the state fair and saw one that said, "Ride me, rope me, Powerstroke me!"

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt the person doing it.

 

Saw this on a license plate frame on a Crown Vic (newer car):
Along the top: "Earl! My purse!"
Along the bottom: "My hell Donna!"
I'll bet their kids had it made for them!

On a friend's F350 Powerstroke: Happy Wife = Happy Life
It's the wife's truck.

 

I saw a sticker on the back of a 350 that said
"Eatin' Chevys
****in' Dodges"

If it's shiny, it must be loud!


1994 F-250 7.5L 4x4

 

Saw this one at RIC last week:

All my life I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks every month.

Robert

1978 F-150 4x4 Stepside 351M

Please don't pull out in front of me! The last thing I want to do is play identify the pieces with you or your car.

 

i had a few on my old f100 that were always good for a laugh. my friends would always pick me up whatever ridiculous thing they could find, and i'd slap it on there somewhere. here's some of my favorites.

-"Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862!"

-"As seen on the Jerry Springer show"

-"A man and his truck. It's a Beautiful Thing"

-lots and lots of stickers of performance parts i didn't have. B&M, Holley, K&N, etc. It was a running joke with my friends because everyone knew that truck was bone stock because i spent more money keeping it going than fixing it up.

-"Devoured a Honda" - This one was a personal favorite. It supposed to be poking fun at those stickers that say "Powered by Honda". It has the Honda insignia with the upper portion missing as though it was bitten off. I live in San Diego (rice-rocket city, so this one either got cheers or jeers. On a side note: why the heck do people put those stickers on their car? i know Hondas aren't the only guilty culprits. I would guess some of you guys have done the same thing. Why? Did you really think I was going to mistake the engine under your ford hood as a Chevy 350? Unless your car actually is powered by someone else's engine, leave the sticker off. OK, enough rambling on this point.




1990 F150 Custom 2wd
300 straight-six, Mazda 5 speed

1971 F100 2wd
360 FE, C6

"It doesn't break 'til I fix it"

 

Being the cowpoke that I am. I got a liscence plate frame for my birthday a few years ago which is proudly displayed on my 1988 Ford F-250, XLT Lariat, supercab 7.3 liter diesel.


"SAVE A HORSE,
RIDE A COWBOY"

 

See one today over to the body shop down the street....painted real nice on the back of clean 1970 1/2 ton Chevy (gasp) sitting almost 7 1/2 feet tall..."real trucks are built, not bought"
Thought it was a cool message even if it was on a Chevy.



1978 F-250 Ranger Supercab,460,C6,NP205,Dana 60 frt&rear,4:10's 33"MT's...Sony, MTX and Kenwood

 

Did I mention:
F fans
A against
G gordan ?


A friend has it on his Ford.HE's a Big E,Little E fan.
Garett

http://members.tripod.com/mephisto_xes

 

I saw a few today:
"next time wave all of your fingers at me"
"everyone is alloud to be stupid sometimes but you are over using the privelage" also one of my favorites,
It sucks gas and hauls @$$

T.J. Flynn 79 f-150 390 4spd 4x4 33" tires being restored

 

Here's a few funny ones

"My other ride is your wife"
"My president is Charlton Heston"
"This vehicle stops for all hot chicks"
"I'd rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy"

and one of my favs that my friend has on his (gulp) 83 Chevy...

"Cape Cod Canal Submarine Racing" with a picture of a large Ohio? Class sub skimming the seafloor! It's pretty hilarious.

Ryan
1986 F-250 HD 4x4
4.10 gears, C-6 tranny
351W, Edelbrock 351 Performer aluminum intake
Holly 750 4bbl carb
Extreme 4x4 camshaft
Flowmaster 30 series true dual exhaust w/ custom long headers
3" body lift by Warn

 

Saw one once that said something like,

"I want President Reagan Back."

Heard about one something like,

"I'm not an aggressive driver; you just suck at defense."

One I am thinking about getting now is:

"If you call them 'Government Schools' call 1-888-338-1776."

And if you are interested in School Liberation (that is, separation of school and state), please do call. Note the 1776 in the phone number. How in the world did we get a socialist style school system in a free country anyway? The patriots must have been asleep!

 

it's an oldie, but " Gas Grass or A$$--nobody rides for free"


1995 Bronco- Eddie Bauer, 351W, E40D, too much to list....
1989 F-150- XL, 4x4, 302, M50D, much more to come...