Here's one I saw on the back window of a Ford truck the other day:
"If you follow me too close I might flick a booger on your windshield"
Also I had this on another p/u I used to own: "HAVE GUN WILL SHOOT"
I've got this on on the RR bumper of my F100: "I brake for boiled peanuts"

 

Got this one.


When The Tailgate Drops

The Bull S*** Stops.







Anyone can build a ch*vy.
ONLY THE BEST BUILD FORDS!

 

How about them Ford Probes with a banner that says "Powered by Ford". I wanted to stop that guy and ask him if he knew that Probes had Mazda engines in them.

 

I have one from Superlift that says "GET IT UP". To us we understand,but to the rest its well ya know...

CJ

 

I still personally think one of the best is "I'd rather push a FORD thand drive a Chevy"

And I like "A$$, grass or cash, no one rides for free"

"Get in, buckle up, hold on and shut up"

 

I saw this one about a month ago on the back window of an old Caprice that almost took up the whole back window. It had Calvin Dressed in Military attire with the helmet on that said U.S. and he was peeing on Bin-Laden. Saw another one that said, "Work harder, Millions on welfare depend on you."

 

my friend has one that says "LIFT LAWS SUCK"

 

In the back window of a pickup was "A Country Boy Can Survive" written in a circle around two guns--I assume a rifle and a shotgun.


INLINE SIX POWER!
300 Cubic Inches of Low RPM Truck Torque! And twin-I-beams too!

 

"Gun Control Means Using Both Hands"
"ATTENTION ALL CARJACKERS, please have ID so next of kin can be notified"

 

I got a couple:

"My ex-wife's other car is a broom"

"Get your nuts off with Snap-On tools!"

 

"Preserve Wolves - take 'em to your taxidermist!"

"Enviromnentalists, welcome to Montana! Please park your car and walk in."

 

Going to paint this on my rear bumper. "Driver is not responsible for damage done by sudden stops or stupidity"



1978 F-150 flareside. Primitive by todays standards but she was a jaw dropper back then. :-staun

 

I Brake For Tailgaters!
Dont Drink and Drive, Might Hit a Bumb and SPILL IT!
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
My child is inmate of the month at the county jail!

thats all for now, have a great day

 

"Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-Shove-It"

"I brake for the hell of it"

"Watch for moose, it could feed your family for a year"

Ryan

 

Saw this one once, "Warning, I brake for no apparent reason."

INLINE SIX POWER!
300 Cubic Inches of Low RPM Truck Torque! And twin-I-beams too!