SCIENCE SILLIES FROM 5TH & 6TH GRADERS


The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the
top, and you sit on the bottom.

It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in
other places.

Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like
umbrellas.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I
never have been able to make out the numbers.

When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are
orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

One of the main causes of dust is DIRT.

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you
don't, why you should.

Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big
enough to be called a drop, it does.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the
Earth because so many people are stomping around there these
days.

The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation
gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting
hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.




Dennis https://www.ford-trucks.com/user_gallery/sizeimage.php?&photoid=1733&.jpg



Please Don't Ask Me Any Tough Questions As:
"I'm Saving My Memory For When I Develop Alzheimer's"


78 F-150 429CJ,Silver
w/Explorer Pkge.
641/2-Mustang 260,Pre-World's Fair Car.
64-Fairlane500 S/C waiting for a 390-4spd.
68-Mustang 289-Sunlit Gold 80,892Mi
78-Buick LeSabre 403 4V
84 Volvo DL Wagon

 

got to love kids and their reasoning!! i guess thats why i love my job so much (those that dont know i drive a school bus)
i hear these types of things everyday!!