500th post joke
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500th post joke
OK, This is a good month. Son just turned 3, I hit my 500th post and the truck is PAID OFF and now it’s time for modifications.
Here is the first joke and you can insert any football team in the place, but being from AZ and being an ASU fan I am a little prejudice.
Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and the University of Arizona football team?
A: A dollar is good for four quarters.
A truck drivers duty
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
Here is the first joke and you can insert any football team in the place, but being from AZ and being an ASU fan I am a little prejudice.
Q: What is the difference between a dollar bill and the University of Arizona football team?
A: A dollar is good for four quarters.
A truck drivers duty
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
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