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Old May 30, 2004 | 09:29 AM
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500th post joke

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
 
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Old May 30, 2004 | 09:59 AM
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OUCH, good one……………….congratulations
 
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 07:11 AM
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I wondered where they'd go???...

Good one, maa139, and congrats on the 500th!
 
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Congrats on the 500th. That was pretty darn good!!! And oh how true it is!
 
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