I narrowed it down to 2, and here we go.


A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. he was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in
with his equipment and shouted " Let's go!". The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat, swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.

"Fly over the north side of the fire", said the photographer, "And make several low level passes."

"WHY?" asked the nervous pilot.

" Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. " I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"

The pilot replied "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"


And number 2


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down, I can help. First let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says

"OK now what?"

 

Ha! I've snickered over both of them before, but they still worth a good giggle.