King of the Hill character?

Personally Hank and Boomhauer are mine, although I'm more like Dale and BTW FX is running a marathon right now.

John

 

I like Hank. I can do a pretty good impression of him.

"I sell propane parts and accessories>"
or
"Dammit Bobby!"
or
"What the hayll Bobby!"
or
"Peggy, the boy ain't right."

 

"Dammit twig boy...."

"A dog's the only animal that makes sense. And I suppose a cat might work, you know, if you're a little girl or an old lady who's sick."

HANK: I'm kicking your *** through that thing!
DALE (takes chloroform): You wouldn't hit an unconscious maaaaaa.... (passes out)

"My wife lies to me. My beer company betrays me. Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea. What the hell is going on here?"

"Anger management? That's for guys who spit on umpires. I don't need that crap"

"If you don't get out of that got-dang rat-hole, I'll get my circular saw and cut off all your fingers and toes! Now move! Move! Move!"

"Allright, here we are gonna test your oath of silence for 24 hrs. Here are your silent sticks"
"But dad those are beef jerky strips"
"Thats what the white man calls them, wemetayne calls them silent sticks. There to test your oath of shutting up"

OOh yea Im most deffinetly watching the marathon!

 

Whens that on?

Personally I like Boomhower.

I think its funny how everyone is clueless. Like Hank the Pimp in that one episode.

Boomhower is the least clueless, then Hank, then Bill, then Peggy, Then Dale.

The Big "D" Rusty Shackleford. I Like that

 

Its on right now on FX

 

I suppose I should refrain from posting, but the temptation is too great.

I don't watch the program.

I don't actually watch many programs at all

See the post concerning tv channels........

 

I like Hanks dad! He is so funny because of his legs and attitude. The best one was when Hank found out he had a brother in Japan(or China?).

 

I gotta say Hank.

To quoat Grandpa Simpson (Yeah, I know that's a different shoow...) "He's got a haircut you could set your watch to!"

OK...I'll shut up now!

 

Hank's Dad says stuff and acts like my grandpa, It really cracks me up.