once upon a time there was a little smiley face he was a pretty unassuming little character; albeit a little unsure of where he stood in life. So smiley went out in search of his true pupose and identity. Quite a lofty goal for such a little fellow.
smiley left the house feeling pretty good about his quest He came upon two people arguing . He thought, "maybe this is my purpose; to solve peoples' problems." So he asked the two men, "whats the problem here?" One of the men answered, "none of your business!" The other man said,"yeah, beat it smiley!"
Smiley walked away shaking his head. "Maybe people dont want help with their problems," he thought. Smiley walked around for a while feeling very depressed about not being able to help people. Just then, a crazy looking man ran by . Smiley ran after him thinking, "maybe im here to give people peace of mind" But he couldnt catch the crazy man.
Smiley thought that if he was here to help people, then he should go to where people really needed his help. When he found this magical place, he saw more people in need of serious help then he could ever imagine. "Man!", he thought. "these people could really use my help!"
So, he got up on a big box labled "SOAP" and yelled,"Hey everyone, look at me!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up. . Smiley tried to explain the meaning of life based on the things he'd seen, and when he was finished there was a big silence in the room. Then someone called out, "Flame this man! flame him as no one has been flamed before!"
And with that, they set him on fire and hung him up outside for all to see.

The moral of the story is "opinions are like *******s, so be prepared to be flamed if you bear yours.

 

Btw, i had to remove over half the smileys i had in there just to get this posted. thanks a lot guys! J/J

 

that a good story...LoL....

 

Shrooms do grow in grass.

Very cool. Can I use that for my college thesis.....it might work.

 

haha thats great but I gotta ask one question....were you bored or do you just have A.D.D.

 

definately bored at work. i do feel as though i've used up my smiley allocation for the month!

 

That was excellent matt77F2504x4.

 

That made me . When I saw the crazy man , I was like . Nice story.

 

muchos appreciados, that was the result of my bingo game being down for hours last night. yes, i have entirely too much free time at work. Shhhh! dont tell anyone!

 

lol. nice story.