Payback?
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From: oklahoma
ya know, some of you guys are realy scaring me, dead fish, fish emulsion, poison ivy? granted he needs something, but realy, lets not kill the guy. the email thing is good, but i am not sure it is legal, the add in the paper is real good, but i think the best one is the you are gonna get it, sometime when your not ready! the mental thing is usually the best, takes forever to get the thought out of your mind.
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From: Valley of the Sun AZ
Originally Posted by wiseguy
I just remembered a good one. Go to a nursery/garden shop, and get a bottle of fish emulsion. It is ground up fish parts that is used to fertilize seedlings, if I remember correctly. The one thing I do remember, is that it STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! See if you can get some under one of his seats, or if he leaves his window down a bit, shoot some into his car. Under the seat works best, because he can't see it. If you do this, he's gonna need about a hundred 'Little Trees' just to get near the car.
Yeah, I use it in my backyard and after is smells like Shamu's stadium. Be careful if you use it, because if it gets on you YOU are going to stink and need a shower.
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From: St. Peter
If he has an answering machine, put an add in the paper to sell his house, with his address and his phone number and everything. When he comes home his machine will be filled with "i was wondering what the price is...." messages.
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Sometimes just mentioning that you will be doing something to make him realize that he shouldn't be dis-respecting your property like he did.
But you don't tell him anything about when or where it will happen,but you know it won't involve dis-respect of his property.
You tell him that: someday he too will be the recipient of somebodys dis-respect & to think about that before he decides to do something like that the next time.
btw, AD Short for the word ADvertisement
But you don't tell him anything about when or where it will happen,but you know it won't involve dis-respect of his property.
You tell him that: someday he too will be the recipient of somebodys dis-respect & to think about that before he decides to do something like that the next time.
btw, AD Short for the word ADvertisement
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From: Boise, ID
Brings to mind that old saying..."Never argue/fight/war/whatever with an idiot...they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." A nice visit from the local police regarding a property vandalism charge would scare the jerk straight. As John Travolta and Eric Stoltz discussed in Pulp Fiction, "Don't ever ***** with another man's automobile. That just ain't right."
Go get 'em, slugger.
M^3
Go get 'em, slugger.
M^3
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From: Alhambra CA
I would tell the guy no hard feelings and offer to buy him lunch. Since he likes quesadillas so much, fix him a special one. Gather some dog tird and put it in a tortilla, put guacamole, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, you know make it look real tasty. Let him have a lunch he'll never forget 
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From: Blue Hill Township
I took care of it on the way home from a poker party. It just happened that he was in Cub at the same time as me, so I pulled him aside, and made my threat to mess him up if he pulled something like that again. I didn't quite use the word mess though. It was a little harsher. I made sure nobody else was around, I don't want any witnesses. Now, he just needs to give me a reason, and I will follow through on my threat. Wait, it is more of a promise.
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