if he has an e-mail adress that you know, enter it in a whole bunch of stuff that you see in pop up adds when you fill out the forms. He will get so much spam in that account that he won't be able to delete it fast enough. If you want to get back at him in an automotive fashion buy a frozen fish and wire it to the top of his mufler, it will thaw, rot and stink really bad.

 

Yea Im liking that idea.
You said you know where he lives, like I said before, get some of your buddies and go to his house and just scare the living daylights out of him. I thought of somethin else after you left thoug. When you leave, leave him with a "just wait till work tomorrow......you'll wish you never came"
Then he might not show up ever, then get fired and you wont have to deal with him agian. Plus then someone more capable will be hired in his place, one that doesnt skip out on work.

 

sneak into the girls room at school and write something derrogatory about him on one of the stall walls. Girls will naturally assume that another girl wrote it, and the rest will work itself into The Girls' Network forever.

 

^girls

 

Go to an Asian supermarket.. go to the produce section, and find a wierd looking fruit, round about the size of a football, called a Dorian. Buy it, and take it home.. Take it into the garden, and leave it to get a little riper. Then, still outside, cut the thing in half, scoop out some of the innards, and bag them, in two or three covers of ziplock. Get to the guy you wish to payback, and smear the offending critter's chattles with the very obnoxious fruit of the Dorian.. It truly stinks, just like the gas in your range, but worse. In a closed area it will cause havoc - is non toxic (it is a foodstuff) and it really reaks.

Actually, if you can cope with the smell, it tastes really good.

 

if your his supervisor, lose his check for a few hours.then ask him how it feels to be messed with.

 

gentlemen please, we need to be more creative here! i agree its not funny if someone gets hurt. that being said, i think that what happened to you is pretty funny. but it does warrant retaliation. your first mistake was getting angry. you should have laughed it off and began the plan. the anger only clouds your already devious mind.
here's what to do. get his cell phone number. find a local "alternative" newspaper, and place an ad(probably free) in the men seeking men section.
here's what mine said when a new kid at work thought that sawdust in the toolbox was an original prank. we nicknamed this kid "wolfboy"(really hairy)
"wolfboy seeks big dog to make me howl. the dirtier the better. i will sit up and beg if you scold me. call ***-**** and ask for wolfboy."

the best part of this prank is that you get to be there when he keeps yelling into his phone, "no, i dont want you to do that to me! stop calling!"

 

I would do what Fatman66 said, sign his E-mail address up with a bunch of spam, believe me he will have over 500MB or more of mail really quick.

 

I dunno...I think matts idea takes the cake!
But what if.....we combined them ALL into one big prank....something he will be telling his grandkids...
"Well you see here sonny,a long long time ago, I made the mistake of smearing mexican food on a kids window and well ever since he got me back....I get 1000's of emails a day and everyone knows me as wolfeboy.
And thats how me and your other grandpa met...."

 

LOL, I figured it out. I am gonna sorta take the high road here. Next time I see him, I will tell him
"Matt, I really didn't appreciate what you did to my car, and next time you pull something like that, I'm gonna MESS you up." And leave it at that, of course I will get in his face, and be as intimidating as possible. I also prolly won't use the word mess either, prolly something that commands a little more respect. I'll keep ya guys posted. I haven't even talked to the kid since it happened.

 

How about poison oak or ivy? All you have to do is get some gloves and a paper bag, then you go find an area that has a high growth with those plants and load up on them. Then with the poison oak and the glove, you rub it over every possible thing he could touch. His backpack, everything inside his backpack, his locker and lock, all over his shoes, all over his gym clothes, anything! Then just sit back and watch him go insane over the horrible ensuing itch.

 

A ad prank I heard about read "Free goats, 12 to choose from. Call *** ****" At first the guy said he didn't know of any goats when the first calls came. Then he just started saying nah, they're all gone. It was pretty funny.

 

I just remembered a good one. Go to a nursery/garden shop, and get a bottle of fish emulsion. It is ground up fish parts that is used to fertilize seedlings, if I remember correctly. The one thing I do remember, is that it STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! See if you can get some under one of his seats, or if he leaves his window down a bit, shoot some into his car. Under the seat works best, because he can't see it. If you do this, he's gonna need about a hundred 'Little Trees' just to get near the car.

 

Super glue.. oh yea that will do it

 

I like the personal AD idea. Another great idea is: if you know someone who lives with a cat and you can get into their dresser you take a handfull of catnip and rub it all over their underwear. The cat won't leave them alone, we did it to my g/f's sister and the cat was attacking here chest for hours until she fianlly changed and washed all her underwear.