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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'
The doctor said, "I didn't say that! I said, 'You've got a heart murmur.
Be careful.'"
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