As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just impossible.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep tossing your cookies long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the **** are permanent.

 

You sound like me King.

 

Hey, clean up the text in jokes before you post...

 

...if you loan somebody money and you never see them again it was probably worth it..


...there is always enuff grape juice in the glass to make a stain on the carpet..

 

Eric
Huh?I did clean them up,hence no swear words.Or are you refering to dont use the > >> key?

 

KING TRITON : Have you been reading my mind, we seem to think very much a like.
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER...............................TURBO TED

 

Anyone who quotes Spock is #1 in my book!But then as you already know,I have a breech in my warpcoil!

 

Yeah, just a little formatting please. My sister sends me tons of those multi-forwarded jokes that are a pain to read with sentences all cut up etc.

 

KING TRITON if we could all apply some of the VULCAN logic in our lives,the need for natural stupidity would cease! Life is 90% simple we have just seemed to master the ability to jam up the plumbing! You know how sometimes art imitates life, I feel like spock (he he he ) on the motin picture; where noting seems to be going right until he arrives then he fixes the warpcoil.
LIVE LONG NAD PROSPER....................TURBO TED

 

Well,thanks for formatting this one for me,and I will clean them up in the future.And may you Live long and prosper also!

Turbo Ted:
Man you hit the nail on the head there!Just think,if our fearless leaders actually went by the saying,The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few!

 

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I am still waiting for..............As Ive Matured ...some have said it will be soon

 

Do we really have to mature?

 

Not here we don't.