Speeding tickets & Nutz
> > A law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the
posted
> > speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the
poor
> > fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he
asks
> > the man his name.
> >
> > Fred," he replies.
> >
> > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
> >
> > "Just Fred," the man responds.
> >
> > When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used
> > to have a last name but lost it.
> >
> > The officer thinks he has a nut-case on his hands, but plays along with
it.
> >
> > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
> >
> > The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
> > Dingaling and kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
myself. I
> > studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I
wanted
> > to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school,
> >
> > internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred
Dingaling,
> > MD.
> >
> > After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
school.
> > Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so
I
> > was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
> >
> > I got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant.
> > She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
> >
> > Well, the ADA (American Dental Association) found out about the VD so
> >
> > they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA
> > found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they
> >
> > took away my MD, leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took
away
> > my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
> >
> > The officer walked away in tears, laughing so hard, and tore up the
warning
> > ticket.





