In an effort to dilute some of the doom n gloom I've been posting lately, I thought we could all use a good laugh (like politics isn't funny enough). Anyway, I was laughing to tears on these and hope to spread the joy.

Following are actual headlines appearing in newspapers & magazines all over the world. They're quite funny....

-Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
-Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
-Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
-Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
-Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
-Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
-Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
-Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
-Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
-Eye Drops Off Shelf
-Teachers Strike Idle Kids
-Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
-Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
-Miners Refuse To Work After Death
-Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
-Stolen Painting Found By Tree
-Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
-Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
-Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
-If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
-Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
-Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
-Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
-Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
-New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
-Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
-Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
-Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy
-Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire
-Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
-New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
-Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

Taken from http://sound.westhost.com/jokes2.htm

 

Wiz

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Its sad that the people who wrote those headlines actually went to college for a multiple number of years

 

That's better RD!

Chuck

 

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