So today i got lazy and decided "ta hell" with cooking for myself im goin to mcdonalds. so i hopped in my bronco and proceded the roughly 5 minute journey to McD's. all is well and fine at this point, but on the way back go fig i get stuck behind some decreped ol'fart drivin a monte carlo who cant figure out where hes goin. well all of the sudden he decides to make a 90degree right turn damn near after the point of no return slams on his brakes and cuts it into this lil side street. no normally i would just say skrew it a go on my way but this guy was such a ******* about it. he waited till i was right behind him and slammed the brakes. no you and i both know broncos dont stop on a dime, add 33"tires and a lift and bout 500lbs of weight in the back and your lucky if you can stop on a runway. so to avoid goin bigfoot on him and squishin the lil chevy like the bug it is i jammed the brake pedal to the floor and like clock work squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll pop pop pop snap sizzle sizzle i blow my rear brake lines (both of em) and proceeded to run over a mailbox.

needless to say the monte got away, the bronco is a lil shakin but okay, and the poor unsuspecting mailbox is no longer with us.
eh say la vie. well i'll have her back on the road soon enough.

 

I almost had to show a VW not to mess with a bronco the other day! I don't think he will try pulling out in front of a bronco again.

 

you should of just run over his dumb azz , it would have just left a greasy spot in the road

 

I just about run over him. The funny part is he acted disgusted with me for almost pulling out in front of me. It would have been funnier though if i had my new custom heavy steel bumpers and 36's, then he would have thought a lot about doing it then.

 

yes yes my friend big bumbers and big tires coupled with bout 60 mph do a bulldozer make. seriously i dont think these people think about what their gettin em selfves into. I mean im like 7800lbs of death barreling right at them and they still feel its okay to get in the way. seriously now WTF ya know. whateva i guess it must be a chevy driver thing. tards lol

 

Yes! you are right. I used to have a zuki with steel bumpers. A girl thought that she could go up against that instead of stopping at a stop sign. Well, to make a long story short only 2500 lbs. coupled with 2.5" steel pipe bumpers moving at only 30 MPH is proven to tear the crap out of a taurus.

 

So did you make it to Mcdonalds? and what did you get?

 

Lol.........

 

Don't you just hate stories that keep you hanging?

 

Ya, one time I was on my way to lunch going about 65mph in a 4 lane neck and neck with some type of car next to me. I was coming up on a residential road with an older dodge pickup, like a ranger, waiting at the stop sign. At the same time 2 other cars, neck and neck, were coming from the other direction, the dodge driver must not have seen them. So he guns it to cross are lanes but then notices the other cars coming and slames on the brakes, blocking of are lanes, at the point of no return for me. The car next to me guns it and crosses into oncoming traffic to get by. ME, being in the right lane, nail the brakes as hard as I can but have 0 chance of stopping in time. So I make a hard right turn to go down the street the dodge was waiting at, but lucky me theirs sand and gravel all over the road, I do a full 360, at least, stopping as I slammed into the curb and put some nice tracks in someone’s lawn. As for the dodge, he continued on his way as if nothing had happened, leaving me in the middle of some lady’s lawn trying to explain what happened. It was a great day.

 

thats a good one man. im mucho impressed, glad it wasnt my yard but impressed none the less.

o and to answer the other guy i got 2 double cheesebugers with no onions or pickles and a med fry and a med coke, but i only got to drink half the coke cuz i spilled it in the floor in an attempt not to run the monte carlo over, but now that i feflect on it i would have rather saved the coke than the monte. LOL

 

Coke always comes befor a monte carlo, well it was a hard lession to learn. And may I sugest that next time you up size the fry, you already upsized the bronco why not the fry?

Any way Now we know the rest of the story.

 

no prob man. and advice taken im eatin biggie sized frys right now and i still have my coke. lol

 

you did good gettin the cheeseburgers. i had the new chicken strips, they was so tough now all my teeeth hurt. i have driven a tractor trailer for 20 yrs. now and i see these nuts pullin out infront of people every day.usually they only go a block and make a left turn

 

i know what ya mean man. i used to drive a dump truck for a while and constanly had evry idiot and their brother try to skrew me outta lane position, usually the problem is rectified when they see 18tons of gravel comin at em at bout sixty and ya nail the jake brake. kinda puts the fear of peterbilt (a.k.a. god) in em. LOL