There are three blondes on a boat. They encounter heavy weather, and as fate would have it, they shipwreck and end up stranded on a desert island (naturally). One day, as they walk down the beach contemplating their perilous situation, one of them notices a glimmer in the sand. They begin to dig and uncover a genuine genie's lamp. One of them rubs the lamp and POOF! Out pops the genie.

The genie, is rather bewildered by the circumstances, and explains to them "Normally, I grant one person three wishes, but since this seems to warrant that I grant each of you one wish, that is what I shall do.".

The genie says to the first blonde "what is your greatest desire?" The blonde replies "I wish I were smart enough to get off of this stupid island." POOF! The genie turns her into a redhead; she jumps in the water and swims back to the mainland.

The genie says to the second blonde "what is your greatest desire?" The blonde replies "I want to get off of this stupid island too, but I want to do it in a smarter way than swimming." POOF! The genie turns her into a brunette; she builds a small raft, and paddles back to the mainland.


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ENDING ONE
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The genie says to the third blonde "what is your greatest desire?" The blonde replies "Wow, its really lonely here now. I wish my two friends were back"
POOF! POOF!


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ENDING TWO (my favorite)
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The genie says to the third blonde "what is your greatest desire?" The blonde replies "I really want to get off of this stupid island, too. Swimming and paddling are a lot of work, though. Make me smart enough to get off of this island without doing all of that work." POOF! The genie turns her into a man and she walks across the bridge.

 

LOL, that was a good one Pikachu!

 

Way good! Second ending much better.

 

Ending 1=
Ending 2=

 

yes, king triton is right the second ending much better....and if you look at life you will see that women usually mess things up or at least make them harder to deal with lol

Signed,
The Don