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How to Bathe the Cat. 
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on lids so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore the ruckus from inside the toilet, cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where it will air dry.
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on lids so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore the ruckus from inside the toilet, cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where it will air dry.
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I hope their are no animal rights activist on the site !
He He He
Now for drying the cat, Don't we use the Microwave! or the dryer
Just Kiddin guys and gals
No mil1ion I'm not pregnant!!!!!!
Rich
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He He He
Now for drying the cat, Don't we use the Microwave! or the dryer
Just Kiddin guys and gals
No mil1ion I'm not pregnant!!!!!!
Rich
Ford Trucks Built Tough!
not with rocks
Watch out "X" Mayor of Truckville
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I'm an animal rights kind of person, but I know this is just a joke...I hope anyway!
That is kinda similar how my dad used to clean our cat. He'd toss her in our cooler with soapy water, and she'd agitate herself. Then I'd hold her, and he'd toss in clean water for the rise cycle!
That is kinda similar how my dad used to clean our cat. He'd toss her in our cooler with soapy water, and she'd agitate herself. Then I'd hold her, and he'd toss in clean water for the rise cycle!
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You can always spin dry the cat. Zip tie it to your wheel and do about 80 down the interstate!
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>You can always spin dry the cat. Zip tie it to your wheel
>and do about 80 down the interstate!
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Watch out "X" Mayor of Truckville
>and do about 80 down the interstate!
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>You can always spin dry the cat. Zip tie it to your wheel
>and do about 80 down the interstate!
I find that zip ties are to pricey to use on a cat, especially if you wash your cat more than once a month.
I found a piece of valcro stuck to your wheel works better.
Just apply cat's back to valcor and walla!! you may have to give it a few kicks just to make sure its stuck good, you wouldn't want it to come loose on the highway and perhaps wreck someones tire.
And you can use it over and over again!!
I will do more tests in the future
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>and do about 80 down the interstate!
I find that zip ties are to pricey to use on a cat, especially if you wash your cat more than once a month.
I found a piece of valcro stuck to your wheel works better.
Just apply cat's back to valcor and walla!! you may have to give it a few kicks just to make sure its stuck good, you wouldn't want it to come loose on the highway and perhaps wreck someones tire.
And you can use it over and over again!!
I will do more tests in the future
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Ah, I see we're all cat lovers here. I prefer to wash my wife's cat by putting it in a very small metal cage, and using the pressure washer. That gets ALL the dirt off (and most of the hair as well).
I'm only joking, of course. I like cats. They're really good with barbecue sauce.
K.
I'm only joking, of course. I like cats. They're really good with barbecue sauce.
K.
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I don't like cats, but really have no desire to harm them. If one needs to be disposed of, it should be done quickly and with as little pain and suffering as possible. But there is something about cats that makes it funny to think about creative ways to care for and/or dispose of them.
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You guys are pikers. Why do it the hard way? Especially with summer coming up, don't you want to see you cat comfortably cool even on hot days? Tired of hairballs in your work shoes? Don't like using up all your bandaids just to wash the cat? My solution fixes all.
Every summer, when my cat was still alive, I shaved her. Yes I shaved her hair right down to nubbles. She actually did appreciate it since she no longer overheated while laying in the hot sun with her 2 inch deep black fur. She also stopped hacking hairballs. Everyone was happy. After awhile I got good so that I would shape the fur, she often looked like a lion with a mane and a puff ball at the end of her tail that she whipped around when she was angry.
Use animal shears since regular people clippers clog up in fur. The fur grows back in time for winter.
So save yourself the need for constant washing and get the bonus of a cool cat, no hair ***** etc. There is nothing like a cool shaved uh cat.
Jim Henderson
Every summer, when my cat was still alive, I shaved her. Yes I shaved her hair right down to nubbles. She actually did appreciate it since she no longer overheated while laying in the hot sun with her 2 inch deep black fur. She also stopped hacking hairballs. Everyone was happy. After awhile I got good so that I would shape the fur, she often looked like a lion with a mane and a puff ball at the end of her tail that she whipped around when she was angry.
Use animal shears since regular people clippers clog up in fur. The fur grows back in time for winter.
So save yourself the need for constant washing and get the bonus of a cool cat, no hair ***** etc. There is nothing like a cool shaved uh cat.
Jim Henderson
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And here I was just on the phone getting a patent for my valcro idea.
I have a picture somewhere whith a cat that has huge huge eyes, the text says something like, what a cat looks like when it hears you say shave that pu...
Sorry if this offends anybody. But I consider the picture to be art
I have a picture somewhere whith a cat that has huge huge eyes, the text says something like, what a cat looks like when it hears you say shave that pu...
Sorry if this offends anybody. But I consider the picture to be art
