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From: Hockley, Tx.
Running in the dark barefoot, and stubbing foot on a manhole cover that was tilted up. I think I flipped end of end 3 times, and then the pain set in 
I was a stupid teenager
I was a stupid teenager
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Wow, I was just venting, and I didn't think it would become the "feel the pain" thread. Nice stories guys, lol james your story makes me remember a buddy of mine who rode a bike without a seat, jumped a ramp and landed well ... let's just say that he's 1 short of the pair. Man that was a sight ... I almost fainted. 
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Do y'all remember the pain jokes from years and years ago? One was the true definition of pain was sliding down a bannister and half way down having it turn into a razor blade and you land in a pool of rubbing alcohol.
I hope I am not the only one who remembers these. it will mean I am crazy. There were like 50 different ones.
I hope I am not the only one who remembers these. it will mean I am crazy. There were like 50 different ones.
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From: KCMO
Walking barefoot to the bathroom early one morning, I received a pain that was both excruciating and inspiring - so much so that I hobbled into my daughter's room and woke her up to show her the pierced ear ring hilted in my heel, as a reminder to keep the things picked up.
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From: peggs,ok
im a bull in a china shop to say the least
i was jumping off the 40 foot cliff into the creek behind my house (its about 20 feet deep right there) i did a belly buster fromt hat height and broke a rib a my whole stomach was bleeding, knocked my out
i was jumping off the 40 foot cliff into the creek behind my house (its about 20 feet deep right there) i did a belly buster fromt hat height and broke a rib a my whole stomach was bleeding, knocked my out
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From: Manteno, Il
I used to walk up behind my brother while he would be relaxing in the sun by the pool. We're talking Phoenix, with 107 plus degree heat. With a very cold can of pop in each hand, I'd sneak up and touch them to his ears. Didn't know it hurts until pay back.......
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From: Elizabethtown,KY
Stood up quickly while under a loaded engine hoist once. Wacked my knee against a semi truck wheel hub once. We get hurt at work on an almost daily basis (heavy truck repairs)
Guy at work hit himself in the kneecap with a big slide hammer trying to remove somthing. I've never heard such a continuous stream of curse words in my life. He limped for a week.
How about when you get on your knees and there happens to be a small rock on the ground, directly under the knee cap?
Guy at work hit himself in the kneecap with a big slide hammer trying to remove somthing. I've never heard such a continuous stream of curse words in my life. He limped for a week.
How about when you get on your knees and there happens to be a small rock on the ground, directly under the knee cap?
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Breaking my leg (3 places) was THE worst ever, worse than the dreaded "man pain," and I've a few bad ones of those. I used to work in a store where us guys would just smack each other for no other reason just to do it. Rolled up phonebooks, metal flat bars, a 10 foot dune flag one time even, all really painful. Getting back to leg and away from the crotch, I just had my cast off, and lemme tell you, stubbing your foot on something goes from painful to excruciating in a hurry. I had some kid flat tire the bad foot (which I was obviously favoring, crutches and all) in Wally world the other day. I couldn't decide who I wanted to punch more, him or his dad who thought it was funny....
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It's when you step on the heel of a person in front of you when they're walking, so that when they try to pick that foot up, their shoe comes off. Kinda dumb an' immature, but this little brat was like 6 or 7.
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From: Chesterfield, Mi
I can't believe I forgot this: In HS Autoshop, helping a fellow student ("shop foreman") take a flywheel off a RWD car, car was on a hoist. I was holding the flywheel wheel and he had the biggest 1/2 drive ratchet in the shop. He locked on to the first bolt and started pulling toward him...I told him to get on the other side and push so he wouldn't get hit in the...nevermind...the bolt broke loose and the butt of the ratchet handle hit him square in the front teeth and cracked a semi-circle out of his front 4 teeth...we had to pick up the broken pieces off the floor and take him to the hospital.
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From: Northern MD
About 26 years ago I was working in construction. We had this one guy we called "half-watt" running the mixer. When you were mixing you always hit the side of the mixer to knock off any sand or cement that was clinging to the sides or beater bars. Well "half-watt" decides to stick the shovel INTO the mixer WHILE IT'S RUNNING! The mixer kicked the shovel back into his face, knocking out all of his front teeth and messing his face up. All I saw was a lot of blood. Funny thing, he never came back to work. I wonder why? 