Ever notice how quick your reaction time is when you catch yourself RIGHT before you bite your tongue/cheek/lip? Within milliseconds you're able to realise your about to bite the wrong place and stop....I wish I had that quick of a reaction on other things.

 

I hate it when I read a thread like this and "feel" the different kinds of pain described... ouch! ouch! ouch!

 

Going to a Oral Surgeon to have a tumor cut outta your tongue with only the mouth area numbed. Then going to the Drug store to get the pain pill prescription filled as soon as possible (as instructed) and then having an old lady calling the cops because "there is a drooling, babbling, rabid man in here"

 

How about the biggie, Mashing your kneecap on the corner of a desk or something else, that will make you sweat for a while. I did it once and it made me ill. Or maybe the old whack the shin bone or funny bone Why is that funny??.

 

Hehehe

 

Toe stubbing=bad news. Coming out of the lake, there were railroad-tie steps I couldn't see because the water level was high. I slipped on one and caught my footing by jamming my other foot into the second invisible step...slipped again and repeated the process...eventually ended up on my rear. Outcome: 2 majorly stubbed big toes that were bleeding at the inside nail bed that eventually turned into ingrown nails that a podiatrist said were "the worst ingrown nails he had ever seen".

 

God this sucks....i can feel the pain and its not good.....i remember the time i wound my hand in the bike chain and it was the coaster brake kind so i either had to roll it all the way out or cut the chain.....my dad cut the chain with bolt cutters.....the time i was going for a "heel clicker" off a jump that i knew i didnt have enough air to pull off but i did it anyways and i landed STRADDLING the tank ....woke up in my bed....ummm...the time i was playing catcher for a local ball game in the neighborhood and got whacked in the side of the face with the bat.....that sucked.....the time i cut my leg badly with a chainsaw...that sucked.....the time i launched a jump on my moto-x bike and beefed it bad i broke my elbow and had to ride home like that...it was my right arm so it was hella hard to ride like that as it was my throttle hand i could use it but not too much.....the time i was takin out the tranny and i was layin under it as allways and i would pull the tranny bearhug it and roll it to the side so as not to drop it in the dirt.....well this time i didnt jack the car up enough.....now i have a tranny laying on me that i cant get the leverage to lift up again....yea that sucked i sat there for 10 min before my brother came out to check on me and helped me out.....oh yea im clostrophobic (SP?) theres more but ive took up enough room.

 

I'm in the midst of a bunch of PAIN freaks!!!

I've bitten the cheek numerous times...and each time I read about you guys doing it, I got a chill down my back. Let's leave the painful stories alone. Some of us have such good imagination, it's like reliving it each time! Arghhh!

 

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All of a sudden, I don't feel like such a clutz. My worst was when I was at a friend's house, got up in the middle of the night & forgot there was a tep in between the kitchen & living room. I wrenched my ankle over, fractured the bone on the top of my foot. You want to talk pain. Then we had a beach volleyball game scheduled for the next day. Well, enough Motrin and beer, I made it through the game before going off to the hospital. And my husband calls me stubborn......

 

I cannot believe ANY of you have brought up the WORST pain a man can endure !!!!!

1) losing the pedal on a bicycle while standing and pumping hard _ EEWWW the crossbar!

2) The rushing to get out of the bathroom and not paying attention with the zipper !!!

TOP THAT for PAIN

 

didnt you see mine??
hows that for pain?

 

How about reaching for a piece of firewood to throw in the woodburner and have a sliver from the piece next to it imbed itself about 3/4 of an inch under your fingernail.Man I HATE that!

 

When you are still half asleep and step on the childrens LEGO. Lego is not forgiving and very painfull
Cheers

 

Colonoscopy scope around the curve at the transcending/descending colon junction...you'll pray to forget what it felt like.

 

What about the old steel pedals on the bmx's from the 80's... before the cross bar nails you the pedal takes all the hide off either your shin or your heel and the ackeles (however you spell it) tendon.

I caught my foot under the back door the other night, bare footed. It did catch a couple of toe-nails, didn't rip them this time though. That threshold puts the door just high enough to rip your toe-nails back and scrape the heck out of the top of your foot... ahhh

I hate biting my cheek, it crunches like a pickle... bah that gives me chills man.