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From: Virginia Beach
Originally Posted by fn250
Yeah but rabbit would still be missing a couple hundred million bux , some nice cars/houses, and of course the pajamas
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And yet another bear and rabbit joke;
Mr. Bear had a bad case of diarrhea and try as he may, he couldn't get all the nasty, smeared, smelly feces (for lack of a better word) off his fur. He tried leaves, rocks, twigs, rubbing himself in the dirt, and nothing helped. He walked through the forest very sad and came upon white furred Mr. Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit asked, "Why so sad?" Mr. Bear explained why and then asked Mr. Rabbit, "Do you ever have a problem getting feces off of your fur?" "No, never" said Mr. Rabbit.
"Good", said Mr. Bear, after which Mr. Bear proceeded to wipe his **** with Mr. Rabbit.
Mr. Bear had a bad case of diarrhea and try as he may, he couldn't get all the nasty, smeared, smelly feces (for lack of a better word) off his fur. He tried leaves, rocks, twigs, rubbing himself in the dirt, and nothing helped. He walked through the forest very sad and came upon white furred Mr. Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit asked, "Why so sad?" Mr. Bear explained why and then asked Mr. Rabbit, "Do you ever have a problem getting feces off of your fur?" "No, never" said Mr. Rabbit.
"Good", said Mr. Bear, after which Mr. Bear proceeded to wipe his **** with Mr. Rabbit.
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Somedays you are the bear and some days you are the rabbit. <!*****> stuff happens. Now thats funny no matter who you are.
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I would say if it were me getting the wish it would be 6 months as the rabbit and 6 months as the bear.Why?
Because after six months of chasing bunnies,I would need six months of hibernating! 
Because after six months of chasing bunnies,I would need six months of hibernating!
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Originally Posted by King Triton
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We are not supposed to discuss things of that nature anymore,but without going into details I will try and explain.I made a comment about getting rid of handguns and things went downhill fast.I regret posting it because some people now view me as an anti,My idea was not to infringe upon others rights but to help stop inner-city crime.Maybe my little brother would still be alive.And for the record,I admit it was a bad idea.I have guns,I hunt mainly deer,but might start going for rabbit to help fill the freezer.One other point,I only kill what I eat and with four kids.a couple of deer in the freezer sure helps on the grocery bill!
We are not supposed to discuss things of that nature anymore,but without going into details I will try and explain.I made a comment about getting rid of handguns and things went downhill fast.I regret posting it because some people now view me as an anti,My idea was not to infringe upon others rights but to help stop inner-city crime.Maybe my little brother would still be alive.And for the record,I admit it was a bad idea.I have guns,I hunt mainly deer,but might start going for rabbit to help fill the freezer.One other point,I only kill what I eat and with four kids.a couple of deer in the freezer sure helps on the grocery bill!
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From: Conway Arkansas
Originally Posted by 5.4AZ4X4
Personally I think KT's responses to my joke are more funnier then the actual joke itself.
As for the "Ugly" joke, you know that guy is a dead, dead man once he gets inside
As for the "Ugly" joke, you know that guy is a dead, dead man once he gets inside
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I had heard about the energizer bunny getting arrested so I went to the county lock-up to bail him out.The warden looked all over but could not find him.I asked,did you look in d-cell,the warden said,oh yeah thats where he is.We tried to put him in c-cell but he would not fit!So we went down to d-cell and there he was looking really drained.I asked him if he was ok and he said,They have been giving me nothing but coffee,and now I keep going and going and going!
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From: Conway Arkansas
Originally Posted by King Triton
I had heard about the energizer bunny getting arrested so I went to the county lock-up to bail him out.The warden looked all over but could not find him.I asked,did you look in d-cell,the warden said,oh yeah thats where he is.We tried to put him in c-cell but he would not fit!So we went down to d-cell and there he was looking really drained.I asked him if he was ok and he said,They have been giving me nothing but coffee,and now I keep going and going and going!
Was he charged w/ battery?
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