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"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"I love your wife"
"I used to love your wife, but i'm done with her now. The weekends over"
"if you can read this...Start praying, I'm hitting the brakes!
got on the dash says" This Ranger is powerd by a V6 due to possible breating problems during rapid accelration it is advised that all females remove all tight and
restrictive clothing" it has a picture of a bra and a no sine over it (circle with a cross though it)
"If you don't like the way I'm driving call 1-800-EAT-$%^&" (Word substituted to comply with language restriction.)
I remember when those got popular about 10-12 years ago. We actually dialed the number to see what would happen, got a recording directing us to dial 1-900 EAT-(well, you know) but we couldn't get through, it was always busy! -TD
i love animals,they're delicious(thanks to ted nugent)
horn broken watch for finger
i dont care how you did it up north
milk sucks got beer
doughnut=drooling cop
if i want any lip from you i'll undo my zipper
and my personal favorite.....
officer,i have no coffee,cleavage,or donuts,give me the darn ticket(doesnt actually say darn)
warning:mud makes me horny(found em on ebay)