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Old 06-25-2004, 02:51 PM
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Nope, bought it at a Gun Show. People crack up all the time - except some of my wife's music teacher friends.
Thanks I will have to look for that sticker.
 
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Old 06-25-2004, 04:17 PM
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Old 06-25-2004, 06:40 PM
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On my '88 Mustang GT Convert when it was about 4 months old: "What the hell, it runs."
 
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:23 PM
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"Honk If parts fall off"
"I Brake for tailgagers"
"Sorry officer, my radar detector wasnt plugged in"
I'll think of more.....
 
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saw this on a chev the other day- "WHEN THE TAILGATE DROPS THE BULL**** STOPS"
 
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In large letters: JESUS LOVES YOU!!!
in small letters: but everyone else thinks your an idiot.
 
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Seen this on a dump truck

"If you don't like the way I'm driving call 1-800-EAT-$%^&" (Word substituted to comply with language restriction.)
 
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Originally Posted by TigerDan
That's interesting, Racerguy. I have a couple of friends who sing old-tyme duets, they call themselves "Hoof Hearted"!
That is also a famous race horse's name.
 
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Seen one that said "Im not tailgating, im drafting"
 
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"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"I love your wife"
"I used to love your wife, but i'm done with her now. The weekends over"
"if you can read this...Start praying, I'm hitting the brakes!
 
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made in america

got on the dash says" This Ranger is powerd by a V6 due to possible breating problems during rapid accelration it is advised that all females remove all tight and
restrictive clothing" it has a picture of a bra and a no sine over it (circle with a cross though it)
 
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Old 07-22-2004, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by fn250
Seen this on a dump truck

"If you don't like the way I'm driving call 1-800-EAT-$%^&" (Word substituted to comply with language restriction.)
I remember when those got popular about 10-12 years ago. We actually dialed the number to see what would happen, got a recording directing us to dial 1-900 EAT-(well, you know) but we couldn't get through, it was always busy! -TD
 
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I have a few,all are on the big truck....

i love animals,they're delicious(thanks to ted nugent)
horn broken watch for finger
i dont care how you did it up north
milk sucks got beer
doughnut=drooling cop
if i want any lip from you i'll undo my zipper
and my personal favorite.....
officer,i have no coffee,cleavage,or donuts,give me the darn ticket(doesnt actually say darn)
warning:mud makes me horny(found em on ebay)
 


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