oh man!
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I've been moving pretty slow today.
I was hoping that me posting this was just a bad dream :-) But no, I really posted it.
Af for what tI was drinking. It was wine up until the wine ran out. This is where I figure things went south. They handed me something pretty and fruity. It tatsed harmless enough, but it must have been made with gasoline...
When will I grow up?
I was hoping that me posting this was just a bad dream :-) But no, I really posted it.
Af for what tI was drinking. It was wine up until the wine ran out. This is where I figure things went south. They handed me something pretty and fruity. It tatsed harmless enough, but it must have been made with gasoline...
When will I grow up?
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Originally Posted by gtex
When will I grow up?
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...They handed me something pretty and fruity...
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Growing up is overrated
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Any one ever heard the buffalo theory?
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.