oh man!
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Originally Posted by wezol5484
Any one ever heard the buffalo theory?
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Is this also what makes the women prettier?
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Isn't the Buffalo theory something that was said on "Cheers?" I think it was the mailman guy who said it....for some reason I can't remember his name.
On Edit: I think I got it....it's Cliff Claven....right??!@?
On Edit: I think I got it....it's Cliff Claven....right??!@?
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From: inver grove heights MN
hmmm... $1.00 captain-cokes, and $3.50 for TALL michelob beers. and i spent 22 bucks tonight, $3.00 to the door fee.
Q-so how many captian-cokes did i have????
A-i dont know, how many were left at the table un-attended?
gotta love thirsty-thursdays
Q-so how many captian-cokes did i have????
A-i dont know, how many were left at the table un-attended?
gotta love thirsty-thursdays
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From: Oregon
Originally Posted by gtex
I am lit....I am so lit,..If there is no typo in this it's a miracle.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
Couldn't resist. Your last drunken thread must be pretty old now but that one cracked me up.
I've certainly never posted on here blitzed
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From: Texas
Originally Posted by proeliator
did you blow out a flip flop again? And, more importantly, do you still like girls? That could help determine whether this "love" is in a sorority sense or more of a deliverance vein?
Couldn't resist. Your last drunken thread must be pretty old now but that one cracked me up.
I've certainly never posted on here blitzed
Couldn't resist. Your last drunken thread must be pretty old now but that one cracked me up.
I've certainly never posted on here blitzed
Ironically, that last drunken thread surfaced again recently...
I'm so pathetic :-)
I still like girsl, as was evident by that late night detour I hardly recall. But apparently, there is a special place in my heart for those from FTE :-) And apparently, the key to that special place is some high powered hooch!
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From: Oregon
Originally Posted by gtex
But apparently, there is a special place in my heart for those from FTE :-) And apparently, the key to that special place is some high powered hooch!
I think you stand in good company then. You may or may not remember my "Its good to be home" thread in the FE forum many months ago. Yea, I had that same key...it happens to the best of us. Its funny, but for a guy who turned his nose up at computers and the internet a few years ago, I've really developed an attachment to my cyber family here.
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